On The Myth Of The Constitutional "Right To Party"
That's not the worst of it. I hear now they're even taxing little girlies from here to LA.
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On Dear Jews Who May Have Been Sitting Near Me And My Friends In Connecticut College’s Harris Dining Hall Fall Semester, 1989
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On Everyone Probably Owes Paris Hilton An Apology
As I recall it wasn't the sleeping around or the drinking or even the conspicuous consumption and lack of responsibility people minded in 2004. It was the offensive and seemingly 100% genuine cuntiness she displayed towards what appeared to be nice and hard-working Real Americans on The Simple Life that turned her from just another in a line of shorthand-for-slut parental cautionary tales (remember the Madonna jokes of the 80's?) to a viscerally hated Marie Antoinette figure.
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On The More You Hate Rand Paul, The More Kentucky Loves Him
For the record, the line in Clueless referred to people in Kentucky marrying young, not marrying their cousins (obviously Cher had no compunctions about dating her stepbrother). And according to the 2000 census only citizens of Arkansas, Idaho, Oklahoma and Utah marry younger than Kentucky so it was not an unfair point. Most of the references to Kentucky do have mocking but not necessarily in an incestuous undertone.
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On Living In The City Makes You Smarter
This completely backs up what I learned from Animaniacs