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On Eggs, In Order

Runny yolks or GTFO

Posted on December 15, 2011 at 12:48 pm 6

On Don't Say That, Say This!

"she’s just some fat lady who thinks you’re an asshole—and she can just get in line"

QFT

Posted on December 8, 2011 at 5:42 pm 0

On Football Pick Haikus For Week 14

Clarification: the Florida Fail Bowl is at Jacksonville (unless PICK requires some weird notation that is unknown to me).

Also, the fact that the Bucs don't even have one point on the Jags warms my black (and gold) heart.

Posted on December 8, 2011 at 4:57 pm 0

On Deer Gets Sheeped

yes

Posted on December 2, 2011 at 5:08 pm 0

On Trick Yourself Happy

@jolie You could wind up that old clock and tick yourself happy. Or you could catch lyme disease for a homonym-tastic twist.

Posted on November 30, 2011 at 5:12 pm 0

On Trick Yourself Happy

@MythReindeer Light a candle and wick yourself happy.

Posted on November 30, 2011 at 5:07 pm 0

On Trick Yourself Happy

Posted on November 30, 2011 at 5:05 pm 0

On Trick Yourself Happy

@MythReindeer Find a little thinspo and sick yourself happy.

(so so sorry)

Posted on November 30, 2011 at 5:03 pm 0

On Trick Yourself Happy

@jolie If there are no willing members around, you could always flick yourself happy.

(sorry)

Posted on November 30, 2011 at 5:00 pm 0

On I Can Not Believe That Story About Pig Wings In Today's Dining Section

“My relatives, my old uncles, they eat foods like shanks,” she said. “They eat brains and other stuff, too. I like these, but shanks sound like those kind of old-fashioned foods.”

I CAN'T STAND KNOWING WHAT I EAT EVEN THOUGH IT'S JUST A PIECE OF MEAT FROM A PIG AND IT TASTES GOOD AAAAAHHHHHHHH

Posted on November 30, 2011 at 1:01 pm 0