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On Medical Notes From All Over

Stellar. I'd love to see the ad in the River Front Times from Oct 2006. Clearly worthy of pity & wonder--another Unquiet Mind. Well, i guess you gotta get in to get out and it seems like he did become more sane.

Posted on August 25, 2009 at 1:05 pm 0

On Richard Rushfield, Web Entertainment Editor and 'American Idol' Correspondent for LA Times, To Gawker

Oooh, "generalist" is a wonderful euphemism for "alcoholic." I think i'll use that too.

Posted on July 27, 2009 at 6:40 pm 0

On Pope's Wrist Fallible And Other News

Derbalkkrunkenspiel? Neinkaputdiearbeit?

Posted on July 17, 2009 at 12:53 pm 0

On A Friendly Chat: Michael K, Web Entrepreneur, Blogger, Pottymouth

Because I love Michael so much, I am performing daily voodoo rituals that will cast a love spell on Mah Boo so they can live happily-ever-afterly. His twisted dedication is unfathomable and greatly appreciated.

Posted on July 17, 2009 at 12:48 pm 0

On A Michael Jackson Is Best Measured When It Is Down

Oh goody, another reason to hate on Stockton, besides all the Clampers, migrant farm-workers and Pavement enthusiasts there. It's like Modesto, but more inbred.

Posted on July 6, 2009 at 5:34 pm 0

On A Michael Jackson Is Best Measured When It Is Down

Oh goody, another reason to hate on Stockton, besides all the Clampers, migrant farm-workers and Pavement enthusiasts there. It's like Modesto, but more inbred.

Posted on July 6, 2009 at 5:34 pm 0

On Gutter Press Further Degrades Lofty Profession Of Photojournalism

Trust me, NO ONE wants to look at Andrea's face close up (or without the makeup). When i was on the Hill I had to, and it was not pretty...

Posted on July 2, 2009 at 1:28 pm 0

On Franken Beats Coleman Again

Well, it's about darn rooting-tooting time, don't 'cha know. Now maybe Frannie can publish her cookbook.

Posted on June 30, 2009 at 2:36 pm 0

On The Celebrity Weekly Industrial Complex Creates Its Own Reality

I always trust the Weekly World News' Batboy pick for elections. He's always been right.

Posted on June 24, 2009 at 8:20 pm 0

On Mark Sanford Will Ask Every Single Person In America's Forgiveness For His Affair

Oops! Not meeting--movie.

Posted on June 24, 2009 at 7:50 pm 0