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On Today In Taints

Wait, is this measured from the edge of the anus, or the center? I'm, uh, asking for a friend.

Posted on April 4, 2011 at 8:41 pm 0

On Nation's Longest Serving Exonerated Inmate Freed

Yes, actually, I believe that's what he meant by "fried Turkey and Dr. Pepper."

Assistant District Attorney Deborah Turkey and Medical Examiner Dr. David Pepper are being placed in protective custody as we speak.

Posted on December 17, 2009 at 1:23 pm 0

On Christmas Yes, Homos No

Way #6,993 In Which I Am,To Quote Sarah Palin, "A Liberal Elite": My first visual image of "Bob Weinert, 56, a fencing salesman" was a distinguished purveyor of fine epees, sabres, and wire-mesh masks, not [whatever it is one makes fences out of].

Posted on November 19, 2009 at 11:41 am 0

On Penises: The Shape Of Things To Come

Might I refer you to Isabella Rossellini's groundbreaking "Green Porno" series?

http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/video/

The one with her modeling a whale penis is unlike anything I've ever seen.

Posted on May 4, 2009 at 10:19 am 0