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CHOIRE how did you not mention the PING PONG?! That was the most egregious part of it!
Choire! This video has already been interpreted for you! I hope you read through this and revisit what you wrote!
"But that's just for sex. Gaga's devotion to, and promotion of, every aspect of gay culture is legendary. Bisexual herself, while her musical education might have been classical, her cultural education was homosexual, and comes to a head in the video for her forthcoming single, Alejandro.
Sprawled across the banquette, in a mood of eager excitement, Gaga shows me stills from the video shoot on her BlackBerry.
She's dressed as Joan of Arc, with a ferocious Purdey haircut. To be honest, I can't see much more than that, because she's a bit pissed and her thumbs keep getting in the way.
The video is about the "purity of my friendships with my gay friends", Gaga had explained, earlier. "And how I've been unable to find that with a straight man in my life. It's a celebration and an admiration of gay love - it confesses my envy of the courage and bravery they require to be together. In the video I'm pining for the love of my gay friends - but they just don't want me."