On Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!

I'm a pre-barred lawyer who is willing to provide completely wrong legal analysis on any topic.

Posted on April 18, 2012 at 9:30 am 1

On Cloud Cool

All of a sudden I want to go on a long, impossible journey to a dark place, and then throw my ring into some hot lava. Anyone else?

Posted on February 20, 2012 at 1:25 pm 0

On An Analysis of the Thomas Kinkade Calendar for February

@Steven Austen@facebook Why you gotta be so Stone Cold, Steve Austen?

Posted on February 3, 2012 at 1:21 pm 1

On A Drynuary Diary: Week Four, The Wettening

I did this back in November and it was a delight. John, may your first drink when this is over be the most delicious ever.

Posted on January 28, 2012 at 9:55 pm 1

On Sarah Palin Raw

Waiting 10 days for SP to twat some rhetorical magic is going to be nearly unbearable.

Posted on July 18, 2009 at 10:27 pm 0