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On The Olsen Twins, "Gimme Pizza," The Nightmare Remix

Were the Olsen Twins already not enough of a nightmare? Did we really need this?

Posted on September 22, 2010 at 1:52 pm 0

On Is It Fall Yet?

If you're like the people in my office, you've been doing that for weeks, instead of turning up the temperature on the a/c.

Posted on September 22, 2010 at 10:14 am 0

On Where's the Ground Zero Terror Mosque? 39 Experts Explain!

I refuse to let Sarah Palin be called an expert on ANYTHING, aside from updos and bad life choices.

Posted on August 17, 2010 at 12:06 pm 0

On How to Cheat and Plagiarize Your Way Through College

Also: change your character spacing. This gave me another 7 pages on my monster of a last-paper-of-grad-school paper.

Posted on August 5, 2010 at 1:18 pm 0

On Breaking: 4Chan Taking Down Gawker

...with poison.

Posted on July 20, 2010 at 2:29 pm 0

On Breaking: 4Chan Taking Down Gawker

Consequences will never be the same!

Posted on July 20, 2010 at 2:28 pm 0

On Today in Facebook Status Updates: Who’s Got a Buttplug?

I saw that one of the recent searches on openbook was oxy, so I clicked on it, only to find that people either a) think it's called "oxycotton" or b) are still lamenting the death of Billy Mays.

Posted on June 7, 2010 at 5:04 pm 0