On Boston Celtics Put On a Great Show in the Locker Room
Only 1 of 4 grabbed his crotch. We're making progress, America!
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On Both Sides Should Apologize For Their Bad Germans
I'd just like to remind everyone that nobody has apologized for all that shit the Ostrogoths pulled. I guess some people think Theodoric should just get a free pass. I'd like to see more column inches dedicated to this issue.
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On PJ Harvey, "The Last Living Rose"
Just saw this version of Grow Grow Grow. It's nuts nuts nuts good, way better than the album. Older song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uctrQBJSY8
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On Black People Internet and White People Internet and Class Snobbery
I sure do love me some McDonald's hamburgers.
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On Berlusconi Nails The Hitler Bit
So those prosciutto headbands DO work. That's it, I'm getting one.
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On What Song Should NASA Astronauts Wake Up To In Space?
Whaa? Get up in there and represent, Star Wars fans! Can't let those Trek nerds dominate us like this. Go play the opening five seconds of the Star Wars theme. You'll feel like you can fly and shoot plasma bursts out of your fists.
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On Bullies: Their Stunning Secrets Revealed
I want my bike back, Gus. I know it was you.
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On "Cathy": 1976-2010
And take that speech impediment dog strip with you.
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On Flight Attendant Exits Early
This is fantastic! What style. Badass, really.
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On New Sufjan Stevens
Proteans is them little bugs, ain't they?