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On The One True Comment Section

That seems like a lot of money to throw at a problem in an anarchic system.

BTW/OT: Twenty-third!

Posted on June 19, 2014 at 4:59 pm 0

On A Movement, Defined

And dude's wearing a Mystery hat.

Posted on June 13, 2014 at 4:11 pm 0

On Genetic Freaks Documented

Do we really want to live in a world without Christina Hendricks and Neko Case?

Posted on June 11, 2014 at 6:29 pm 0

On Death to Negronis

@Subway Suicide@twitter In my experience it usually takes three or four.

Posted on June 9, 2014 at 4:19 pm 1

On Death to Negronis

@holdup!holdmyphone! That drink is a credit to its glass.

Posted on June 9, 2014 at 3:54 pm 0

On Men Unsettled by Woman's Poems

@Subway Suicide@twitter Art history fail on my part. I was thinking more of the animals overall than parts thereof.

Posted on June 3, 2014 at 9:24 am 0

On Men Unsettled by Woman's Poems

I disagree only with the take on the earliest cave paintings, which seem not to be about Johnsons. (Further supporting a recent theory that many were done by women.)

Posted on June 2, 2014 at 6:36 pm 0

On The Data Thinks You're Weird

And the columnist had the opportunity to use the phrase "have tried your hand at masturbation."

Posted on May 30, 2014 at 2:37 pm 2

On Whose Nothing Is It Anyway?

If that's the metric, aren't they both pwned by John Cage?

Posted on May 29, 2014 at 11:25 am 0

On What Does Your Whorephone Say About You?

@Pop Socket Scary, eh. But Hollywood never recycles ideas, so we're off the hook.

Posted on May 27, 2014 at 4:11 pm 1