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On If We All Pretend Hard Enough We Can Create More Jobs

@KarenUhOh He got nosed out by Dr. Ponzi.

Posted on March 31, 2014 at 4:09 pm 0

On Big Words Bad, Gone Soon


Posted on March 25, 2014 at 11:53 am 0

On Wait, You Have A Lot Going On In Your Life Too?

Wait, who has time for a life?

Didn't Nietsche say something about staving off boredom and the thought of death?

Some of the busy people should spend more time looking at birds and squirrels.

Posted on March 24, 2014 at 5:39 pm 0

On Machine That Dispenses Old Sugared Bread Finally Arriving On Upper East Side

So this is an Automat with a very limited menu . . .

Posted on March 21, 2014 at 1:10 pm 0

On Trains, In Order

Thank you for omitting "Morning Train."

Posted on March 14, 2014 at 11:36 am 0

On Trains, In Order

Was there not a "Night Train" by one James Brown?

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 10:15 pm 0

On You Are What You Tweet

Mix-A-Lot's "butt" is surprisingly small.

Posted on March 7, 2014 at 5:26 pm 1

On "The SoHo Of Midtown"

MiSo? The Soup District?

Posted on March 7, 2014 at 11:56 am 0

On Government Agency: "Your Porn Is Not Boring Enough"

"Faster, eh. . . Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm talking aboat . . . Timbit . . . Timbit . . . Trudeau . . . Trudeau . . . Trudeau . . . J'arrive!"

Posted on March 6, 2014 at 11:50 am 2

On How Do We Think We're Dying Now?

I call bullshit. There's nothing about hamsters.

Posted on March 3, 2014 at 7:08 pm 0