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Smitros

If you like my comments, you just might like my books. A list is available at the link: http://www.amazon.com/J.D.-Smith/e/B001K7ROH4/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_1

On Death to Negronis

@holdup!holdmyphone! That drink is a credit to its glass.

Posted on June 9, 2014 at 3:54 pm 0

On Men Unsettled by Woman's Poems

@Subway Suicide@twitter Art history fail on my part. I was thinking more of the animals overall than parts thereof.

Posted on June 3, 2014 at 9:24 am 0

On Men Unsettled by Woman's Poems

I disagree only with the take on the earliest cave paintings, which seem not to be about Johnsons. (Further supporting a recent theory that many were done by women.)

Posted on June 2, 2014 at 6:36 pm 0

On The Data Thinks You're Weird

And the columnist had the opportunity to use the phrase "have tried your hand at masturbation."

Posted on May 30, 2014 at 2:37 pm 2

On Whose Nothing Is It Anyway?

If that's the metric, aren't they both pwned by John Cage?

Posted on May 29, 2014 at 11:25 am 0

On What Does Your Whorephone Say About You?

@Pop Socket Scary, eh. But Hollywood never recycles ideas, so we're off the hook.

Posted on May 27, 2014 at 4:11 pm 1

On What Does Your Whorephone Say About You?

Sounds like a rom-com premise in the making.

Posted on May 27, 2014 at 11:45 am 0

On Fun With New York Times Numbers

"Broadly" might not have been a great choice of words on The Times' part.

Posted on May 16, 2014 at 11:26 am 2

On Gentry Horny

Is it just me, or do people in that lifestyle actually seem to have an insatiable desire . . . to talk about it?

Posted on May 15, 2014 at 11:26 am 1

On Let's Call It 'Apple Privilege'

People geeking out over rich people problems. It's just like the NFL Draft.

Posted on May 9, 2014 at 3:03 pm 1