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On The Better You Look The Meaner You Are

This makes me on all but a few days one compassionate and egalitarian bastard.

Posted on April 23, 2014 at 2:09 pm 0

On Portland Teen Makes Water Artisanal

@KarenUhOh Assuming he's not playing with it.

Posted on April 18, 2014 at 11:46 pm 0

On Let's Drag Bears Down To Our Level!

[Pedantry trigger warning] If it's any consolation, pandas are more closely related to raccoons than bears.

Posted on April 18, 2014 at 11:32 am 0

On Movie Old

Nah. A lot of my dreams were starting to take hits by then. When Lloyd Dobler proclaimed that he did not want to buy or sell or process anything he spoke directly to my battered heart.

Posted on April 14, 2014 at 7:47 pm 0

On Salman Rushdie Still Miffed At Cat Stevens For That Whole "Calling For His Death" Thing

They call him . . . Doctor Hate?

Posted on April 10, 2014 at 11:16 am 0

On Moon Wants Attention

Small sample bias.

Posted on April 9, 2014 at 2:32 pm 0

On Wanted Baby One Step Ahead Of The Law

Where are the Taiwanese animators on this?

Posted on April 8, 2014 at 11:40 am 0

On Maybe We Have Been Thinking About The Way We Are Fucking Up The Planet All Wrong

I'm going to side with the writer of the article. Abstract statistics and tables have not reached as many people as hoped for, so serious thinking needs to go into metaphor and other language of the heart.

Posted on April 3, 2014 at 5:12 pm 0

On You Are Too Dumb To Use Soap Right

We may additionally be breeding superbacteria by way of natural selection.

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 11:32 am 0

On Everything You See Today Is A Lie

It's April Fool's Day. Or is it? . . .

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 10:44 am 0