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Clare

Clare

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On Danny Aiello Is 80

@melis Johnny Cammarerri?! He's a big baby!

Posted on June 20, 2013 at 2:02 pm 0

On Ask Polly: Why Do Guys Dump Me Like a Hot Potato?

I feel a kinship with Fear and Loathing. Even though I'm older, I could've written the same letter, and I've been the recipient of advice very similar to hers. It's nice to get a little refresher course in being nice to yourself.

Posted on November 28, 2012 at 5:45 pm 1

On You Can Watch Your Drunk Video But You Can't Keep It

The transvaginal ultrasound of the DUI.

Posted on August 21, 2012 at 4:26 pm 1

On Listening To Lindsay Lohan's 2004 Debut Album

To Know Your Name is also the tits.

Posted on July 20, 2012 at 1:19 pm 0

On The 40-Year-Old Reversion

I'm having a hard time picturing how one would smoke weed through the cardboard part of a dry cleaning hanger.

(I have to stick to a mundane detail of this story because if I try to talk about how selfish the people in this piece are I will start to cry and never stop.)

Posted on July 10, 2012 at 1:54 pm 6

On Frozen Food Critic Disappointed By Garlic Dipping Sauce That Comes With Digiorno Pizza Dipping Strips, For Which He Had Surprisingly High Hopes

Leonard must be pissed off that this guy is encroaching on his territory.

Posted on May 18, 2012 at 12:58 pm 3

On 'The Autobiography Of Henry VIII': Which Ill-Fated Wife Would You Be?

Aw, I thought we were going to do The Crimson Petal and the White next?

Posted on April 12, 2012 at 10:59 am 1

On 'The Valley Of Horses': Once More Into The Breach

@thematt YUSSSSSSSSSS. Did you know Encore made a miniseries version? It's premiering in April.

Posted on March 1, 2012 at 3:08 pm 0

On Are You Your Friend?

Absolutely not. I can't stand anybody who reminds me of myself.

Posted on February 7, 2012 at 2:41 pm 0

On What Movies Make You Ignore Everything Else?

Zoolander. Speed. Moonstruck, which I could watch whenever I want, because I own it on VHS and DVD, and yet whenever I catch it on TV, there's two hours I won't get back.

Posted on February 1, 2012 at 6:11 pm 0