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On The Terrible, Fascinating World Of Hate-Blogs

I, for one, can't wait until we progress to the higher plane of hate-blogging: Creating an entire hate blog about a single comment.

Posted on October 4, 2012 at 6:51 pm 0

On What Books Make You Cringe To Remember?

I mean, the Beat backlash is basically because dudes who love the Beats are insufferable and nobody wants to willingly associate with them (while sober), right?

Posted on April 6, 2012 at 1:13 pm 0

On Talking To Lena Dunham About Being A "Girl"

I'd like to thank you all in advance for all of the crying fits and weird food binges I'm going to have because of My Body Gallery.

Posted on April 6, 2012 at 12:54 pm 1

On 'Clan Of The Cave Bear': Neanderthal Fan Fic

@melis Oh my god, My Sweet Audrina is a MUST READ.

Posted on January 18, 2012 at 6:21 pm 0

On The Way We Note The Declining Standards Of Society Now

The song doesn't matter as much as having video hoes grinding on ugly rappers on the TV perched above the chairs in the corner of the waiting room.

Posted on September 11, 2010 at 3:30 am 0

On 'The Phantom Tollbooth,' or, The Democratizing Principle of Literature

Must quote DFW to validate my opinion.

Posted on August 30, 2010 at 12:55 am 0

On Local Gay Explains Thrill of Lady-Starring YA Series to Ladies

The only thing missing from that beautiful description was something about cats. Something something LOLcats something.

Posted on August 26, 2010 at 6:14 pm 0