Loved reading this. It brought back memories of many late-night drives listening to Coast to Coast and wow, little did I think then that someday Art Bell would sound like a veritable voice of reason and moderation. It's still hard for me to believe he's an actual person and not a character.
@jolie The woman who writes about sports is already taken.
How much gets me a photo of Roth holding up an "I Love Can't Stop the Bleeding" sign?
Aside from the part where it's in Illinois, this is pretty much my dream. *off to look for foreclosed schools*
OMG is the pole painted to look like a giant pencil maybe? And is the VIP room called Detention? Oh, the possibilities.