On How Republicans and Tea Partiers Alike Used the Heritage Foundation's #AskObama Script
@Mark Ewer So one liberal website = message discipline? Not to pick on you, but that's ridiculous. Being a long-time progressive I LONG for the day that Democrats have the sort of message discipline Republicans have. It would be nice if they agreed even amongst themselves, let alone a fervent wish that they would reliably echo progressive views. As opposed to the Right, where there is very little daylight between Republican politicians and right-wing blogs/radio hosts, it's mostly a matter of tone.
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On The Night Clay Aiken Saved My Life
Fantastic. Beautiful on its own, and easily the best thing tangentially about Clay Aiken ever written.
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On How Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets Have (Not Yet) Changed My Life
Occasionally I buy my girlfriend scratch tickets for fun. Now I'm wondering if I'm just fueling the flames of her addiction. It's ok though, because she buys me booze, so we're even. Or something.
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On Amusing Thing About New York Sadly Accurate
That article hits close to the bone, but it still beats living in small town America with nothing to do but wait to die... That sounded funnier in my head.
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On Videogame Chain Saves Soldiers From Horrors Of Videogame War
Undoubtedly playing as a Taliban character would amount to light treason.
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On Finance Drones Seek Manly Spartan Adventures
At last, a legitimate reason for not allowing the Bush tax cuts expire.
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On How We Saved Africa: The Live Aid Videos, In Order
I think Mr. Petty made a poor song choice. Sometimes you really do have to live like a refugee.
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On Angry Man With Horse Wants To Commission Your Agriculture
In accordance with Chekov's gun, he'd best kill someone in his third commercial.
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On Mitt Romney's Shocking Secret: I Was a Teen Illiterate!
I didn't know Mormons spoke in tongues.