10. Shall we not begin with my exquisite and well-researched 12-century English accent for 'Robin Hood,' a la that f'ing ponce Edward I? It is magnificent and Ian McKellen will be having himself off repeatedly, engrossed in lust and self-hatred, in the theaters, even with his eyes closed, whilst just LISTENING to my squat and vulgar and entirely period-perfect vowels! I'm not dagging you around here! READ MORE