I keep rereading this thinking that on a site like The Awl, anyone who could actually take a comedy show to task for not being balanced and circumspect must be writing ironically. Right? Please tell me I'm right.
what, no love for Martin Solveig's "Hello"?
@Zachary Adam Cohen Or just rent out a booth in the Blue Store.
They love the homeless so much they want them to stay that way, you see?
Well, this certainly explains Jamie Kirchick.
I am become Death, destroyer of checks.
Fascinating, I had no idea that N. Gorbunov, Secretary of the Soviet, signed off on the Espionage Act.
That parrot will never hold up under cross-examination.
Did this sample include folks in the windows of the Standard?