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On Worst Man: I'm the Friend You Didn't Invite to Your Wedding

I am not married, but creating a guest list for a wedding/paying for a wedding is seriously so fucking stressful sounding.

Posted on August 14, 2014 at 3:56 pm 0

On Lone Great Features of Six Otherwise Terrible Movies

ummmmmm, for a VERY long time, the Britney Spears-esque song "Buddha's Delight" was the top played song on my itunes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV11fi1-I5Q

Posted on March 23, 2012 at 8:21 pm 0

On Thirty Songs Named For People Named Jane, In Order

Clearly, the Scottish agenda is at it again

Posted on March 21, 2012 at 6:27 pm 0

On 'The Secret History': I Know What You Did Last Reading Period

I read The Secret History post-college and it just made me all the more grateful I went to a large California public university.

Posted on March 21, 2012 at 5:09 pm 0

On How To Not Drink

plane ticket to europe...or pen? a pair of nice leather boots + 4 cashmere sweater...or pen? Taking 10 friends out to a fancy restaurant...or pen?

Posted on March 19, 2012 at 6:12 pm 0

On Inside The Secret Networking Club For The Giant Monsters Who Rule Over Us All

aw shit, I'm only 5 9'. tall enough to weird out guys, not tall enough to make THE CUT.

Posted on March 19, 2012 at 3:07 pm 0

On A Treasury of the World's Worst Online Dating Stories

@extracrispy that was actually my story, and no it was not choire who I would go out with under ANY circumstances.

Posted on March 7, 2012 at 5:53 pm 0

On Survey Says! The Complete Online Dating Advice Guide For Women

Also- I don't think we should be giving people advice on how to write better profiles. If someone's profile is boring....they are probably boring. And that is OK, I just won't be going on a date with them.

Posted on February 29, 2012 at 1:55 pm 0

On Survey Says! The Complete Online Dating Advice Guide For Women

wow- this seems waaaay douchier than the female version

Posted on February 29, 2012 at 1:04 pm 3

On Survey Says! The Complete Online Dating Advice Guide for Men

I feel like girls don't know what they want (I am girl who says she knows what she wants, but im still single- so clearly i don't?).

Bottom line: girls say what they want all the time, and then go for the exact opposite.

Posted on February 14, 2012 at 3:46 pm 1