On The Way We Quit Internships Now: With a Bang
What will make you a better writer is brushing up on simple future usage. Have fun in obscuresville!
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On New Robyn Video: "Hang With Me"
Wish she'd released the acoustic version. Something about the childish-yet-knowing vocals kill me every time.
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On An Open Letter to Joggers: People Are Trying To Smoke Here!
The best running route in my old city was by the sanitation plant. It encouraged speedwork and breath control simultaneously (while cursing fffd up civic planning sotto voce.
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On An Open Letter to Joggers: People Are Trying To Smoke Here!
Mmmmm.
Unfortunately the oatmeal tastes like barf.
I actually like the smell, in a "Time to hit up the cafe for a dozen full-calorie cinnamon buns!" fashion.
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On The Way We Man Now: Shiny Is Unacceptable
Glasses without anti-reflectant are like jean jackets sans rhinestone studs.
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On The Job Board: Have a Job? Want One? Inquire Within!
Technical writer; in Ottawa but can telecommute.
Experience: documentation specialist (private-label, credit union and financial services)
academic editor (undergraduate to doctoral level)
jack-of-all-hands involvement in community journalism
Software: anything you can imagine. I am a quick study. Basics: Adobe CS 4 (InDesign/PhotoShop), MS Office (97-2007 inclusive; includes Publisher/Access) Lotus Suite, Corel, Framemaker, Dreamweaver, WebCT, Blackboard, et al.
Education: Master's degree from major Cdn university. Highlights include music industry/technology courses, critical media studies.
Contact: canadian.alcyone at gmail.com
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On The Great Baltimore Earthquake of July 16, 2010
Bah. I see your 3.6 and raise you a 5.0.
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On A Q&A with the Creator of "I Write Like": "The Algorithm is Not a Rocket Science"
I would like to meet an obnoxious melodramatic teenager who reads Poe and refrains from writing like him.
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On Peggy Noonan Wishes The Adults Were In Charge Again
Those heaving white nighties are just so mesmerizing!
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On The Way We Quit Internships Now: With a Bang
"Dear HR,
As I informed [REDACTED], we're through. Please note that I am writing this letter only to comply with your archaic filing processes. I refuse to quote websites, include graphs, or thank you for the opportunity.
Sincerely,
Stereotyped Millennial
P.S. Visit my Tumblr for further info.