On Word Disrupted

I thought "disruptive" was just a synonym for "monetizing being an asshole." And yes, I realize that my using the term "monetizing" pretty much makes me an asshole.

Posted on August 6, 2014 at 11:49 am 2

On Alternate Names for the Neighborhood Unfortunately Referred to As "Quooklyn" by the New York Times, Ranked

Just be grateful you're not in the Quonx.

Posted on July 31, 2014 at 6:05 pm 0

On How to Plagiarize a Fart Joke

Somebody needs to poot a stop to all this plagiarism!

Posted on July 29, 2014 at 5:22 pm 0

On The Cost of a World Trade Center Image

Disruption is the key to effective marketing.

Posted on July 29, 2014 at 11:40 am 0

On Future Foretold

Remember how we used to have to specify whether we meant Julie Brown or Downtown Julie Brown? Oh, what a time it was...

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 12:10 pm 0

On Question Hrmm

This is why I love our meritocracy - the cream just rises to the top!

Posted on July 21, 2014 at 11:30 am 0

On Word Somewhat Powerful

Whose oxt is being gored?

Posted on July 16, 2014 at 12:20 pm 0

On Man Has Point

I assumed he was talking about Heather Bresch.

Posted on July 16, 2014 at 12:17 pm 0

On Introducing... Shirterate

Does this make Balk the straight version of Jai Rodriguez?

Posted on July 10, 2014 at 4:08 pm 0

On Six Essential Hobby Lobby Products (And Where To Buy Them Now)

@KarenUhOh: That was the pitch for "Dawn of the Planet of the Apes" if I'm not mistaken.

Posted on July 1, 2014 at 1:54 pm 0