On The YA Books No Adult Should Read

"That's Cold!" by Truman Capote

Posted on October 8, 2014 at 7:25 pm 1

On Death Name Difficult

Maybe "Inherent Vice"?

Posted on October 3, 2014 at 11:38 am 1

On Ancestors Bothered

Oh, like anyone doesn't pickle beech leaves in a vacuum. As if...

Posted on October 1, 2014 at 1:05 pm 0

On Word Disrupted

I thought "disruptive" was just a synonym for "monetizing being an asshole." And yes, I realize that my using the term "monetizing" pretty much makes me an asshole.

Posted on August 6, 2014 at 11:49 am 2

On Alternate Names for the Neighborhood Unfortunately Referred to As "Quooklyn" by the New York Times, Ranked

Just be grateful you're not in the Quonx.

Posted on July 31, 2014 at 6:05 pm 0

On How to Plagiarize a Fart Joke

Somebody needs to poot a stop to all this plagiarism!

Posted on July 29, 2014 at 5:22 pm 0

On The Cost of a World Trade Center Image

Disruption is the key to effective marketing.

Posted on July 29, 2014 at 11:40 am 0

On Future Foretold

Remember how we used to have to specify whether we meant Julie Brown or Downtown Julie Brown? Oh, what a time it was...

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 12:10 pm 0

On Question Hrmm

This is why I love our meritocracy - the cream just rises to the top!

Posted on July 21, 2014 at 11:30 am 0

On Word Somewhat Powerful

Whose oxt is being gored?

Posted on July 16, 2014 at 12:20 pm 0