On Future Foretold

Remember how we used to have to specify whether we meant Julie Brown or Downtown Julie Brown? Oh, what a time it was...

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 12:10 pm 0

On Question Hrmm

This is why I love our meritocracy - the cream just rises to the top!

Posted on July 21, 2014 at 11:30 am 0

On Word Somewhat Powerful

Whose oxt is being gored?

Posted on July 16, 2014 at 12:20 pm 0

On Man Has Point

I assumed he was talking about Heather Bresch.

Posted on July 16, 2014 at 12:17 pm 0

On Introducing... Shirterate

Does this make Balk the straight version of Jai Rodriguez?

Posted on July 10, 2014 at 4:08 pm 0

On Six Essential Hobby Lobby Products (And Where To Buy Them Now)

@KarenUhOh: That was the pitch for "Dawn of the Planet of the Apes" if I'm not mistaken.

Posted on July 1, 2014 at 1:54 pm 0

On Compare and Contrast: Emily Gould's "Friendship" and Amy Sohn's "The Actress"

I'm a man. Should I still read these books? I'm afraid I won't understand them. Don't they just write about having their periods all the time?

Posted on July 1, 2014 at 11:50 am 0

On A Photo Tour of Williamsburg's Latest Real Estate Travesty

Jesus Christ.

Posted on June 30, 2014 at 1:34 pm 1

On How Not to Let Your Small Child Pee in a Public Park

First, they came for the blameless and innocent three-year-old girls urinating on some grass... And I said, "Yeah, I'm pretty much OK with that."

Posted on June 9, 2014 at 4:05 pm 9

On Death to Negronis

@deepomega: I ordered an Americano at a fancy bar in Palm Springs. The bartender regarded me a bit quizzically, and then disappeared for several minutes. "Hmm, I guess he's gotta go find the Campari," I thought to myself. He returned with my companion's drink and advised my Americano was on the way. And sure enough, a waiter appeared at my side shortly thereafter with a cup of coffee for me.

Posted on June 6, 2014 at 7:40 pm 1