On Horror Chick: Do Not See 'The Human Centipede' Unless You Are a Sick, Sick Puppy, And Even Then Reconsider
I puked at the diagram. I can't imagine making it through the movie.
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On Southern California: Would We Miss It?
You can tell that the earthquake was huge because the dog was freaking out in an understated California way.
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On Horror Chick: Why We Should Rejoice for 'Birdemic,' AKA ‘The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made’
Didn't the world already have Coven so we could learn to appreciate pluck in the form of crap?
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On Yes, They Stole The Auschwitz Sign
First they came for the Auschwitz sign and I said nothing because I did not live in Auschwitz. When they came for the "Oy Vey" sign there was nobody left to speak.
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On Science Discovers Cure For Colorblindness
And just in time for Paul Dano to join the Air Force!
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On Parents Horrified By President's Controversial Message In Favor Of Hard Work, Education
My first thought is that people think it is OK to show kids Channel One, sponsored by Oreos and "Little Nicky" but not have the President tell them to study. My second thought was that Obama should arrange to have the speech rebroadcast as a picture-in-picture during the NASCAR race in Richmond next Sunday.
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On Slow News Day
It is impossible to state how great it is that the article about Bee Bee's death includes the phrase "But tragedy struck on September 11..."
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On Chicago Twitterer Sued Over Real Estate Tweet
Impressively, Rappaport was able to recover the inheritance left by Horizon Realty Group's cousin, Dr. Christian Innocent Horizonrealtygroup.
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On Is Berlusconi In Trouble?
You illustrate this story with a picture of a billboard and make me look up the busty teenage model myself? What would Balk's Cock think?
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On Ask "Them": "Why Don't You Feel an Obligation to Protect the Poor"?
It would take a metric ton of - and simultaneously represent precious little - balls for for a reader of The Awl to take offense at the initial post in this series.