On 28 Years with Weird Al

@JeffBoyardee bless your little heart.

Posted on July 21, 2014 at 3:06 pm 0

On 28 Years with Weird Al

Team Weird Al and also Team Monkees 4-Evuh.

Posted on July 19, 2014 at 4:43 pm 0

On 28 Years with Weird Al

(all photos by Dad Schwartz) (Except for the one of me and Weird Al which maybe his manager took?)

Posted on July 18, 2014 at 5:54 pm 0

On "You Can't Go Home": Riding Shotgun With Titus Andronicus In New Jersey

I'm from Glen Rock and I haven't been back since my family moved away and this makes my heart feel all funny that you went to Rock Ridge. (Also: GOOO PATRICK!)

Posted on October 23, 2012 at 7:38 pm 0

On Everything Is Pop Up This And Pop Up That These Days

POP POP! (that's me being Magnitude from "Community").

Posted on June 27, 2011 at 3:27 pm 1

On Tracks From A K-Tel Compilation Tape I Purchased When I Was Nine Just So I Could Own The "Greatest American Hero" Theme Song, In Order Of How Frequently And Irritatingly They Pop Into My Head Unbidden Some Thirty Years Later


Posted on January 12, 2011 at 4:40 pm 0

On The Rich Are Different: They Eat More Money

sometimes I would rather go eat a crappy salad at a normal restaurant than go to the vegan place because even though I do not eat meat, I really, really, really enjoy alcohol. And the very hippy-dippy vegan places often do not serve booze. The best thing in the world is an inexpensive-but-healthy vegetarian place that also serves alcohol.

Posted on August 11, 2010 at 5:17 pm 0