Loved the Awl, avid reader. My first comment was a KiTH retread. I hope to have many other unoriginal comments on the site.

On Trains, In Order

Stop That Train by Vanilla Ice or GTFO

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 5:03 pm 1

On TechCrunch: Journalists Or Startup Shills? You Decide

Let's Ask Polly about all of this.

Posted on September 6, 2013 at 1:10 pm 0

On Exposing The Evil Cult Of Bilderberg, With Your Host Alex Jones

@petejayhawk I knew there was a reason the metric systems keeps getting put down!

Posted on June 6, 2013 at 2:41 pm 0

On The NASA Scientist Who Answers Your 2012 Apocalypse Emails

@kinay All your base are belong to Kinay

Posted on September 4, 2012 at 11:49 pm 2

On Twenty-Seven

@Ames@twitter Live up the terror!

Posted on August 29, 2012 at 6:41 pm 0

On 23 Terrific Movie Studio Bumpers

What? No Morgan Creek river? No Spyglass? No Castle Rock lighthouse? For shame!

Seriously though, all these bumpers give me a strange comfort when I first see them come onto the screen and nothing gives me emphysema in the nostalgia lung quite the Tri Star horse and score.

Posted on July 20, 2012 at 4:40 pm 1

On Me And My Adult Stroller

When Robert, Peter and Andrew get together, which one is the Slut, Hooker and Drug Addict?

Posted on July 17, 2012 at 5:29 pm 4

On Long Island "Death Yacht" Only Technically a Yacht

Its a schooner!

Posted on July 12, 2012 at 12:16 pm 0

On How Did Your Mom Screw You Up?

@untitled HD Sadly the fun factor isn't increased by knowing. She was asking for a bourbon with water.

Posted on July 3, 2012 at 7:45 pm 0

On How To Enjoy A Beef On Weck When You're Not In Buffalo

Alternate Beverage: A cold Loganberry.

While I loved my time in Buffalo, I am constantly amazed how people leave there in droves but yet transport the town with them. Huge numbers of Bills/Sabes "backers" all around the country and now there are great food mail order businesses so you can even get some Mighty Taco here in LA! Its like being in Buffalo without having to actually live there (best of both worlds?).

Posted on July 2, 2012 at 1:52 pm 0