Joe Gallagher
I listen to records and try to surround myself with good. My efforts extend to my belly, which I like to fill with tasty food.
On 'The Social Network': The Old Constructing Heroes For The Young
This isn't a movie review, everyone is reading this wrong. I think "The Social Network" looks stupid for the same reason Wollin thinks it looks stupid. Stop trying to make Jesse Eisenberg the spokesman of our generation and stop trying to use Facebook to define us.
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On I Saw A Double Rainbow This Weekend
I saw a double rainbow last week just before my exit on the PA turnpike, coming back from Pitchfork. It was Philadelphia trying to tell me "since you've been gone, everything in this city is now SO AWESOME!!!!" but it was a lie and my block especially was just as shitty as ever.
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On Save the Date: Party in LA on August 10
Wawlwa? I'm game hopinfor. We should also dare them to ask us "Pat's or Geno's?"
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On Save the Date: Party in LA on August 10
Any Philly folks want to do something? Like, tofu hoagies at Fu Wah, 40s in Clark Park and then swimming in the Logan fountain?
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On Tonight! 25 Three-Minute Record Reviews! Live!
Why does nothing cool happen in Philadelphia ever. Someone film this and put it on the Youtube for me.
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On Classic Line-Up Of Classic Rock Band To Reunite!
For the King and Carol[tape cuts out]
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On Mall Store Brings Shirtless Men, Bedbugs To Soho
Ouch dude. Why'd you have to bring to my attention the existence of these shirts?
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On Amazing Long-Lost Bongwater Video for "The Power of Pussy" Lives!
What are you talking about, long lost? This video has been blowing my mind on the weekly via Youtube since fall of '08. So hypnotic: "Pussyyyyyyyyyyyyyy."
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On "Gummy Bear" Breast Implants: Because Oh Sure Why Not
"What is it with this chick? She have beer flavored nipples?"
-Patrick Verona, Ten Things I Hate About You
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On Guided By Voices (Classic Lineup), 1992-1996, In Order
alright with "alright" at number 5