On Here Is How To Make All Your Friends Hate You
Of course that assumes that they don't already.
Posted on March 11, 2013 at 4:10 pm
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On America, In A Very Real Sense, Is Waiting All Day For A Sunday Night That Never Comes, Or, At Least, Comes Only For Those At The Top Of A Ladder They're Increasingly More Successful At Pulling Up Behind Them
Did I just get served?
Posted on February 6, 2013 at 3:49 pm
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On What Made "The O.C." Great, Bitch
"even though Luke is one of its least memorable characters" What are you, a goldfish?
Posted on January 28, 2013 at 1:15 pm
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On No Darts For Jesus
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/darts/9740403/Jesus-thrown-out-of-TV-darts-tournament.html
Posted on December 12, 2012 at 4:09 pm
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On The Worst Places To Wait On Line In Order Of How Much Time They Allow You To Imagine The Sad, Everyday Lives Of The People In Front Of You Until You Eventually Confront The Depressing Reality Of Your Own Existence And The Crushing Burden Of Being For All Of Us—A Pain Which Only Ends With Death, But Never Soon Enough
Number one with a bullet.
Posted on December 4, 2012 at 10:11 pm
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On Literally The Worst Word On The Planet
6. It gives pedantic grammarians the chance to chide people about a word that isn't irregardless, which, you know, yay.
Posted on August 2, 2012 at 3:38 pm
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On Scientist Delivers Sheep Backhanded Compliment
I mean, I didn't do all that great in school, but I do have sheep smarts.
Posted on July 24, 2012 at 4:51 pm
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On Is This Publicity Bad Publicity?
I thought the difference between O.J. Simpson and Amanda Knox was that he actually committed the crime he was acquitted of?
Posted on June 19, 2012 at 5:32 pm
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On Visualizations
@deepomega and slow zooms on still photographs, lots of slow zooms.
Posted on May 25, 2012 at 2:39 pm
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On Less Ambitious Raccoons Settle On Invading Chicago
Chicago's even worse than that podunk shithole Austin Texas, which admittedly is getting better, but still shitty.