On I Probably Shouldn't Have Said All Those Bad Things
Mel, the first step towards redepemption is to stop fucking sweating so much! Seriously - get some perscription strength antiperspirant, then we can hug it out.
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On Soccer-Predicting Octopus Inspires Revenge Killing
I know! Right? When the real reason behind their loss was the Argentine team's beautiful lustereous sweet sweet hair. The Gods' themselves became jealous - and thus they were dealt a mortal blow. I still want to have Lionel Messi's baby.
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On Flicked Off: 'Toy Story 3' Provokes Mass Audience Sobbing
I cried so fucking hard, it was crazy. I was hugging strangers in the theatre lobby. When I got home, I put on the LOTR sailing off to Grey Havens scene to cheer myself up.
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On Bigfoot Searchers Reveal "Important Footage"!
Ooooooo... now I am feeling peckish.
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On You Will Obey Andrew Cuomo And Elect Him Now!
Indeed - us simple folk on Alderaan love keeping up with what is happening in the Center of the Universe. What will that wacky Imperial Family think of next?
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On Wenlock And Mandeville No More Creepy Than Other Residents Of Knifecrime Island
Can I say that George is kinda hot? I mean, he looks pretty ripped for a retired guy. Too bad he's married to his mother.
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On Guy Fieri, So Much To Answer For
I think Guy Fieri should do Diners, Drive In's, and Dives, shirtless.
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On Huge Bear Underwear Fashion Extravaganza!
I have no idea how this is a fashion show when they are all wearing the same pair of underwear (thankfully not at the same time - or maybe that would make thins more interesting). It's like a gay pageant being held in the Mines of Moria.
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On John McCain In Favor Of Building Wall To Prevent His Remaining Dignity From Entering Country
AND they didn't even make out! If I see two men standing near each other in a video - there better be some making out. At least I wouldn't have to hear the crap coming out of McCain's mouth.
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On Gay Nerds to Embark on Harry Potter "Wizards at Sea" Cruise... to Haiti
How is this Gay? I mean - I am all for gay-nerd-hot-times, but I would hate to show up for my nude Quiddich lessons and be all disappointed that Cedric won't play Hide the Horux with me.