On A Sports Column Unlike Any Other
But who knows, maybe she gleaned some sports updates from the men who gang raped her at the drug and alcohol fueled parties that her captor/rapist hosted.
This is so hilarious hilarious that I hope that other writers for the paper will follow suit.
The paper's movie reviewer can write about the teenage sex and horror movies she missed. Oh that's right, she wouldn't have been able to see half of them anyway since the rapes started when she was just 11 years old.
And the business reporter can update her on the stock market ups and downs that she would have missed out on when she was giving birth to her rapist's children in a backyard tent with no assistance when she was just 14 and 17 years old.
Ha ha ha ha. Isn't this kind of observational humor funny?
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On Oasis Split: Another Viewpoint
2:08 "The long-haired northern fuckwits."
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On Garrido Pere's Pay To Play Media Jaycee Lee Ploy
KUO : That is really very wrong. And I can't stop laughing.
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On Hands Off That Rumpus, Dave Eggers!
The Sendak seal of approval doesn't negate -- or even mitigate -- any of Tom and Choire's criticism.
Just because his children's book is brilliant doesn't mean he can't go on to participate a movie of it that sucks.
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On Hands Off That Rumpus, Dave Eggers!
This is what New Age psychobabble does to the imagination: it turns wildness into a developmental stage. The wildness of childhood is a pathology that we can blame on society and work out in therapy.
Also, I am dreading the hipster target market merchandising.
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On "Bacon In My Recent Life"
For more corpse-eating pigs I highly recommend Lloyd Jones' novel Mister Pip.
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On Targeting Sarah Palin's Facebook Lies
Stop picking on Trig!
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On A Sports Column Unlike Any Other
The fact that someone made a joke out of what happened to Jaycee Dugard makes me feel so disgusted that I've decided to change my user name.
While the 'show me on the doll' scene in "It's Always sunny in Philadelphia" is still hilarious to me, I can't stomach the idea of making fun of this in real life.
So say goodbye (and good riddance as well) to SMOTD.