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On How Much More Do Barbies Cost Today?

I want the TokiDoki Barbie.

I can't help it!
I miss playing with dolls sometimes!

*tear*

Posted on December 9, 2011 at 6:03 pm 0

On The No-Tears, No-Panic Thanksgiving Countdown Guide: Week 1

@Bittersweet:

Oh, fine. But only if I can do shots with you.

Posted on November 4, 2011 at 12:38 pm 0

On The No-Tears, No-Panic Thanksgiving Countdown Guide: Week 1

Okay, two things:

Mashed Potatoes

No russets. They're boring.
Use golden or red potatoes instead.
Add a tub of sour cream, 1 pkg of cream cheese, finely chopped green onions, and a stick of butter.
Put shredded cheese on top, stick in oven until melted.
Serve piping hot.

(What? I didn't say it was *healthy*)

Cranberry Sauce

Two cups of sugar for every package.
I like using one cup of brown, one cup of white.
Add rum. Spiced is best, and your teetotalling family won't have a clue what hit them.
Pinches of cardamom, cinnamon, clove, and nutmeg make everything better.

Voila: You have just pimped two of the most boring dishes on the Thanksgiving table. You're welcome. :)

Posted on November 3, 2011 at 7:38 pm 0

On Tear-Jerking Soldier's Coming Out Day Marred by Extreme Hotness

*sniffles*

I love how tender both of them are to each other.

Posted on September 21, 2011 at 8:48 pm 0

On Rental Brokers Are Useless

Nope.

Nothing about that system is sensible.

...but it does make me feel a teeeeeny bit better about looking for apartments in Los Angeles.

Posted on September 1, 2011 at 12:23 pm 0