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On How To Be Tolerant

It is so anachronistically, First Things-ishly confirmation-biased to call the Big J a "pragmatic moralist" that I don't think I am capable of correcting it without a backhoe and several early-'80s-vintage G.I. Joe figures.

Posted on May 13, 2010 at 5:39 pm 0

On Marina Abramovic's "The Artist is Present" in Another Context

The works of Leslie Charteris are sorely in need of reprinting in the U.S.

Posted on May 12, 2010 at 4:23 pm 0

On Run, Dino, Run!

Didn't Francis of Assisi deal with something like this?

Posted on May 12, 2010 at 2:18 pm 0

On Six Minutes in Heaven: Will Leitch, How Are Your Sales?

...the idea that baseball was some sort of pure game just because middle-aged sportswriters happened to have been kids when that happened is bunk.

Perhaps people who live in houses made of "Fathers and Sons," "The New Golden Age" and "Baseball," the oldest Father's-Day-table-at-Barnes-&-Noble tag lines in the very oldest book, should throw fewer stones.

Posted on May 11, 2010 at 6:16 pm 0

On Your Mediocre Sperm: Who's To Blame? Does It Matter?

"We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? [pause] Kif, I'm asking you a question."

Posted on May 10, 2010 at 3:53 pm 0

On Ask 'Them': Hello, I Voted For George Bush. Twice! Let's Talk!

Didn't Salon try this, and fail with it, last year?

Posted on May 7, 2010 at 5:28 pm 0

On "The House of Mirth" as a Poorly Played Game of "Choose Your Own Adventure"

I go paragliding near Sandy! I've never associated it with Edith Wharton, though.

Posted on May 6, 2010 at 6:51 pm 0

On Modesty Blaise Creator Dies

No Pulp Fiction reference? Generation X is slipping into dementia.

Posted on May 4, 2010 at 6:58 pm 0

On Russians, Arabs Too Filthy, Ethnic For Dying Couture Industry

"Maybe it will not be finished the same way inside, but who will know?"

That kind of thinking has reduced the market for men's tailored clothing to little more than a fetish.

Posted on May 3, 2010 at 11:46 am 0

On Is It The Duty of Every Enlightened Female To Put Out?

I blame that Liz Cuomo trollop and her paramour Rivers Phair.

Posted on April 30, 2010 at 5:35 pm 0