On Stars, "Hold On When You Get Love And Let Go When You Give It"

Set Yourself on Fire was a great follow-up album, but I agree "Elevator Love Letter" was probably as good as it was going to get. Do You Trust Your Friends (remix album) is a good listen if you're not familiar.

Posted on June 27, 2013 at 6:34 pm 0

On What To Take For Existential Aches

Replace 'acetaminophen' with 'alcohol' and this study makes just as much sense, if not more

Posted on April 17, 2013 at 4:44 pm 0

On Princeton, the Worst School on Earth (Part 38 in a Series)

Do you honestly want us to believe that at no point did you click Close Tab?

Posted on March 29, 2013 at 3:12 pm 0

On New York City to Ban Awls

@thematt I subtract the y from y'all

Posted on March 13, 2013 at 2:47 pm 2

On Man Finally Gets Around To Book From 2010

I thought this was going to be about Dave Bry.

Posted on February 22, 2013 at 2:06 pm 0

On How's Your Day Going?

So I was sitting in my cubicle today and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

Posted on May 9, 2012 at 5:11 pm 0

On Now Bicyclists Can Look Smug Through A Layer Of Protective Plastic

@C_Webb And I was expecting to see a "Nutbrella." But I think those are just pants.

Posted on April 10, 2012 at 2:24 pm 0

On Where Do Liberals Say They'll Move Now if Obama Loses?

@Mr. B I've had a place in Punta del Este for DECADES

Posted on April 3, 2012 at 5:20 pm 0

On The Scourge Of Pour-Over Coffee

I don't get it. It seems like the reason they had to leave was the lack of hot water, or more precisely, the building's faulty wiring and ability to produce only lukewarm water. So pour-over, drip, french press and godknowswhatother variation of coffee making wouldn't work, unless it was prepared beforehand. I don't care how time-consuming and pretentious a method may seem (to some), you must admit that HOT water is fairly essential to fresh coffee.

Posted on January 26, 2012 at 4:30 pm 1

On Voting: The Most Discouraging, Important Thing You Can Do

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