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mid 40's, male, Los Angeles, theatrical and furniture design, gay,

On The Tale of Laurel Touby, Bold Millionairess, So Far

Where is SPY magazine when we need them?

Posted on November 17, 2012 at 8:48 pm 0

On The New Way To Get Drunk For People Who Suck

So, it's basically a mixer?

Posted on July 24, 2012 at 12:27 pm 0

On How Did Your Mom Screw You Up?

My mom would often ask me to fix her a "Bourbon with Branch Water."
I still have no idea what that is.

I should probably call and ask.

Posted on July 3, 2012 at 7:30 pm 0

On Pleasant-Sounding Name Not Totally Accurate

Will it work with Afrin? Because I have been really
congested lately!

Posted on April 19, 2012 at 10:34 pm 0

On For When You're Not Drinking Straight From The Bottle

Still waiting for that "wide-mouthed" wine bottle.

Posted on January 26, 2012 at 1:55 am 0

On Alcohol Good

No, it just means that a mutant strain of worms will eventually
take over, and consume all of our alcohol (and live forever).

Posted on January 24, 2012 at 11:08 pm 0

On Elements of Trolldom: Katie Roiphe and Pico Iyer

You could also just own an old Apple computer, which quits randomly
while online... in fact, why not also buy a car which some days
just won't start?

(I never realized I was so much on the cutting edge)

Posted on January 4, 2012 at 3:52 pm 2

On Obese People Like Fatty Food

Is this like when drinkers have a harder time not-drinking than non-drinkers?

Posted on September 20, 2011 at 6:35 pm 0

On Scientists Discover Happy Teens

@DoctorDisaster Single Malt, one hopes!

Posted on July 20, 2011 at 3:37 am 0

On The 13 Worst Things I Found on Craigslist While Looking for a NYC Sublet


Posted on June 1, 2011 at 11:42 pm 1