On The New Way To Get Drunk For People Who Suck
So, it's basically a mixer?
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On How Did Your Mom Screw You Up?
My mom would often ask me to fix her a "Bourbon with Branch Water."
I still have no idea what that is.
I should probably call and ask.
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On Pleasant-Sounding Name Not Totally Accurate
Will it work with Afrin? Because I have been really
congested lately!
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On For When You're Not Drinking Straight From The Bottle
Still waiting for that "wide-mouthed" wine bottle.
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On Alcohol Good
No, it just means that a mutant strain of worms will eventually
take over, and consume all of our alcohol (and live forever).
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On Elements of Trolldom: Katie Roiphe and Pico Iyer
You could also just own an old Apple computer, which quits randomly
while online... in fact, why not also buy a car which some days
just won't start?
(I never realized I was so much on the cutting edge)
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On Obese People Like Fatty Food
Is this like when drinkers have a harder time not-drinking than non-drinkers?
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On Scientists Discover Happy Teens
@DoctorDisaster Single Malt, one hopes!
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On The 13 Worst Things I Found on Craigslist While Looking for a NYC Sublet
@hockeymom THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOUR DAYS.
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On The Tale of Laurel Touby, Bold Millionairess, So Far
Where is SPY magazine when we need them?