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On The Awl, The Song

It's either Celine Dion or Avril Lavigne. Which is cool, because I'm eager to hear what either of them have to say about things and stuff.

Posted on August 18, 2009 at 1:16 pm 0

On Smarmy Comedian Correct, Smarmy

No.

Posted on June 15, 2009 at 10:50 am 0

On Ross Douthat, The Supreme Court, and Judicial Activism

So good!

Can you just make the whole site this feature, plus occasional updates on Gordon Brown? I will buy many 15 extra minutes of fart jokes.

Posted on June 2, 2009 at 1:43 pm 0

On Reflection On The Pulchritude Of Megan Fox

David Cho should be fired?

Posted on May 6, 2009 at 10:29 am 0

On Reflection On The Pulchritude Of Megan Fox

It's all good, writing about stuff you like and only that, but your Tumblr was more interesting than this. Don't get me wrong, hot babes are hot but the whole premise of this site is that you've been stifled in your previous escapades and now is your chance to not post Megan Fox eating hot dogs.

Posted on May 6, 2009 at 10:21 am 0

On Beyonce Would Not Snub Your Private Museum Tour

So maybe being confused by the wacky hi-jinks of celebrities isn't the way to go forward on this excellent website?

Cho should be fired.

Posted on April 30, 2009 at 9:18 am 0

On Social A's: How You Should And Shouldn't Do Karaoke

Never do Karaoke. But if you do, be that drunk girl who simulates getting it from behind with the mike during instrumental passages. That way, I will always have something to think about when that fucking Cranberries song is on the radio.

Posted on April 28, 2009 at 1:35 pm 0