On What Was Your Weirdest Celebrity Sex Dream?
I once dreamed I was having sex with Viggo Mortensen in the Trevi Fountain, which sounds kind of great but I wasn't even into it in the dream, I was like "ugh this baroque carving is hurting my hands."
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On How Much More Do Bridesmaid Dresses Cost Today?
"these $40 dresses ($42.85 now) have worn the dresses again."
The dresses are wearing each other, it's depravity, depravity!
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On 'Gone With The Wind': Devil In A Black Bombazine Dress
Aaah I read this in maybe 5th grade, when I was too young/innocent to really get the Holy Institutionalized Racism, and the sociopathy of the heroine, and wow was it different reading it as an adult!
Fun Fact: My great-great-(great?)-grandmother worked with Margaret Mitchell at the Atlanta Journal Sunday Magazine! She went on to write the most ridiculous cookbook ever. "Put in proper oven, cook until done." !!!
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On 17 Better Names for the Color of the New NYC Taxi Cabs than "Apple Green"
Aren't subway/sewer alligators traditionally albino?
Sky before the Brooklyn Bro-tornado green
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On Killer Diaresis Keeps New Yorker Editors Living In Fear
@boyofdestiny LIVE FREE OR DIE-ARESIS
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On Public Awareness Campaign Working
"Shiv", however, has gone up. I blame The Wire.
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On Crying Button Accurate For Entire Content Of Internet
REBLOB IF U CREY ):
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On 'The Secret History': I Know What You Did Last Reading Period
@RonMwangaguhung No! It totally reminded me of The Magus. I recently described it as "semi-trashy, let's say John Fowles-trashy."
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On Buying The Bottom Shelf: An Adventure In Cheap Liquor
@Matt I was about to say, Rittenhouse over Ol' Holt Jesus Christ you have to be kidding me.
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On Two Cartoon Interpretations Of Fox News' "The War On Men" Article
My biological imperative! My biological imperative is so manly & protective but I'm worried about my biological imperative.