On This Witch Wrote My Book!

I wrote a short story kind of about Baba Yaga recently. Maybe it is just a Babayagian cultural moment.

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On Ask Polly: Should I Dump My Stupid, Lazy, Alcoholic Husband?

@Peteykins But she wants to be an anthropologist.

Posted on June 12, 2013 at 3:23 pm 4

On Two Cartoon Interpretations Of Fox News' "The War On Men" Article

My biological imperative! My biological imperative is so manly & protective but I'm worried about my biological imperative.

Posted on November 26, 2012 at 4:21 pm 0

On What Was Your Weirdest Celebrity Sex Dream?

I once dreamed I was having sex with Viggo Mortensen in the Trevi Fountain, which sounds kind of great but I wasn't even into it in the dream, I was like "ugh this baroque carving is hurting my hands."

Posted on November 13, 2012 at 2:59 pm 3

On How Much More Do Bridesmaid Dresses Cost Today?

"these $40 dresses ($42.85 now) have worn the dresses again."

The dresses are wearing each other, it's depravity, depravity!

Posted on June 27, 2012 at 5:44 pm 1

On 'Gone With The Wind': Devil In A Black Bombazine Dress

Aaah I read this in maybe 5th grade, when I was too young/innocent to really get the Holy Institutionalized Racism, and the sociopathy of the heroine, and wow was it different reading it as an adult!

Fun Fact: My great-great-(great?)-grandmother worked with Margaret Mitchell at the Atlanta Journal Sunday Magazine! She went on to write the most ridiculous cookbook ever. "Put in proper oven, cook until done." !!!

Posted on May 24, 2012 at 6:45 pm 1

On 17 Better Names for the Color of the New NYC Taxi Cabs than "Apple Green"

Aren't subway/sewer alligators traditionally albino?

Sky before the Brooklyn Bro-tornado green

Posted on April 30, 2012 at 11:44 am 0

On Killer Diaresis Keeps New Yorker Editors Living In Fear


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On Public Awareness Campaign Working

"Shiv", however, has gone up. I blame The Wire.

Posted on April 27, 2012 at 12:40 pm 1

On Crying Button Accurate For Entire Content Of Internet


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