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On Weezer's New Single is Worse than Nickelback's New Single

This is simply unfair.
Farts trump Nickelback. The sound of babies dying beats out that redneck nonsense. No matter how painful that Weezer song is to absorb (and it is), the other is way worse.
And now I know what fucking Nickelback looks like.

Posted on August 10, 2010 at 5:19 pm 0

On Burroughs and Ginsberg: Literary Heroes and Totally Gross Sex Predators

Sometimes you have to be cerebral about it, cause honestly, who wants to fuck an old guy?

Posted on August 4, 2010 at 4:49 pm 0

On Burroughs and Ginsberg: Literary Heroes and Totally Gross Sex Predators

Growing up around gays, both of my parents' generation and my own, I definitely see the spring-autumn age dynamic as something that is also helpful for young, gay men. Many younger dudes need someone older, more established and comfortable with themselves, their lifestyle, and their scene, to show them the ropes (no, not those ropes) of gay society. My friends, arguably Gen Xers, definitely started their gay dating with men at least 10 years their senior. Now, mostly, they date around their own age.
I think that the reason millennials are dating their peers, which I've noticed too, is because of the way gay culture has evolved. Most of my friends were too embarrassed to come out until after college, while nowadays kids are flaming all over elementary school. Which is cool, but different from gaystyles past. Sometimes it's ok to have an older person mentor a younger sexually/socially, though, obvs, only if it's consensual and the younger one's not a baby-teenager.

Posted on August 3, 2010 at 12:22 pm 0

On 'Kids,' 15 Years Later

Sweet Jesus, I watched American Psycho with my father.

Posted on July 28, 2010 at 5:15 pm 0

On BREAKING: Madonna Allows Lola To Type in Public

Lurdezzz

Posted on June 29, 2010 at 4:36 pm 0

On BREAKING: Madonna Allows Lola To Type in Public

But really easy to pee on.

Posted on June 29, 2010 at 4:31 pm 0

On There Are So Many Terms For Women Who Like Men Who Like Men

Funny, I like my faggotina warm and right before bed. Helps me sleep.

Posted on June 9, 2010 at 10:39 am 0

On The Thrillist Junket: In Their Own Words and Pictures

The unselfconscious, untanned, normal looking bodies totally indicated that this was not a group from Miami. The drinks were delicious. Glad I crashed the pool party.

Posted on June 8, 2010 at 11:20 am 0

On How To Date A White Bitch (Advice For The Non-White Dude)

Talk about cracking the code.
On that last point though, this boozy, 30-year old white bitch will only turn it out for the occasional message and hang out for a fine piece of 23-year old, cracker ass.
Oh, and brie gives me, and every other white person, gas. Hold the cheese, bro.

Posted on June 4, 2010 at 4:40 pm 0

On Angry Record Store Patron Not Really Sure What He Wants, Except That He Wants It Now

That friend sounds like a real gem ("boring").
I'd rather huff dust off of old vinyls all day than exist in a world where my computer is my sole musical companion.

Posted on April 27, 2010 at 3:58 pm 0