On Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!
Brilliant.
'Whatever. I don't care. This site started going downhill anyway when ______ left and _______ took over as editor. So have a nice, slow death, Awl. I didn't even TRY that hard to get a star in the first place, and it's soo much harder to get a star on Deadspin anyway, where I also had stars, so HA, joke's on you.'
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On America's Unchecked Gun Culture Killed Trayvon Martin
Yes, yes, yes. Thank you for this. Not nearly enough people are bringing up this specific issue. Race was absolutely a factor, but if Zimmerman wasn't armed, Martin could have survived and made it out alive.
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On Very Recent Williamsburg History
The same incident - with almost the exact same wording on the sign - happened in my building too (in DC). Except it only involved three boxes of cereal, so the casualties weren't as great. But no one stole the sign.
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On Winona Ryder's Forever Sweater
"He’s more Brideshead Revisited gay than Chelsea gay."
I'm totally gonna steal that and Winona on outta here...
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On Photos of Sara: The Fake Stalker and His Secret Tumblr
@BeccaBecca Or George Tropicana: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEw7dN28nrU&feature=related
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On Photos of Sara: The Fake Stalker and His Secret Tumblr
I like the 'no it's cool, i'm not creepy because i have a girlfriend' comment randomly dropped in the interview:
"No, no. I’m not a sociopath. My girlfriend, Kate, is a sociopath. She is teaching me the sociopath stare."
My girlfriend, Kate, you guys? Yeah. I have a girlfriend.
Also - is Kate real, or is this part of his "character's" history?
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On If 'The Simpsons' Ends Will You Care?
@melis I loved the Homerpalooza episode.
"Did somebody order the London Symphony Orchestra? Hello, somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra.... possibly while high.... Cypress Hill, I'm looking in your direction..."
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On Dressing Up My Boyfriend As Marc Anthony In His Terrible Kohl's Clothes
@Shantasybaby "It's just a store with mass produced clothes that aren't really that terrible"
Well, NOW I'm sold
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On Knifecrime Island Under Attack From Plague Of Toe-Nibbling Rodents
"OK EVERYBODY TUCK YOUR PANTS INTO YOUR SOCKS"
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