"OK EVERYBODY TUCK YOUR PANTS INTO YOUR SOCKS"
@oudemia I KNOW! Best hat ever.
'Whatever. I don't care. This site started going downhill anyway when ______ left and _______ took over as editor. So have a nice, slow death, Awl. I didn't even TRY that hard to get a star in the first place, and it's soo much harder to get a star on Deadspin anyway, where I also had stars, so HA, joke's on you.'
Yes, yes, yes. Thank you for this. Not nearly enough people are bringing up this specific issue. Race was absolutely a factor, but if Zimmerman wasn't armed, Martin could have survived and made it out alive.
The same incident - with almost the exact same wording on the sign - happened in my building too (in DC). Except it only involved three boxes of cereal, so the casualties weren't as great. But no one stole the sign.
"He’s more Brideshead Revisited gay than Chelsea gay."
I'm totally gonna steal that and Winona on outta here...
@BeccaBecca Or George Tropicana: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEw7dN28nrU&feature=related
I like the 'no it's cool, i'm not creepy because i have a girlfriend' comment randomly dropped in the interview:
"No, no. I’m not a sociopath. My girlfriend, Kate, is a sociopath. She is teaching me the sociopath stare."
My girlfriend, Kate, you guys? Yeah. I have a girlfriend.
Also - is Kate real, or is this part of his "character's" history?
@melis I loved the Homerpalooza episode.
"Did somebody order the London Symphony Orchestra? Hello, somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra.... possibly while high.... Cypress Hill, I'm looking in your direction..."
@Shantasybaby "It's just a store with mass produced clothes that aren't really that terrible"
Well, NOW I'm sold