Christ, what an asshole.
I loved every word of this, and I'm glad the ending was not the one I was bracing myself for.
@JimJJ Protip: If you're going to call someone a low grade moron, you should probably understand the difference between "passed" and "past".
The mother is wearing one of those cutesy animal hats so you just know this kid already sees her as a peer and it's not going to get any better.
Since I assume that Marky Mark is the lone survivor, this thing is right at the top of my Must Not See list.
This would be an interesting read even if it didn't include three of my favourites (Fitzgerald, Williams & Cheever). I just ordered a copy from my favourite brick & mortar bookstore.
@NA But life is long and a movie is 90-120 minutes, unless it's one of those Hobbit things. The small details actually matter a great deal, and if you can't buy into those, then you will not be able to buy into whatever the movie is selling you as a whole.
@Subway Suicide@twitter Because they have seen far too many sitcoms and movies where this nonsense is rewarded with a playful "Oh, honey"/swat combination, followed by canoodling. Remind them that the kitchen is where the knives are and they'll stay the hell out.
@Magic Jewball And yet, as KarenUhOh has pointed out, Kenny Fucking G. made the list... Does not seem legit.
@City_Dater I would have been satisfied with Triscuit.