On Seriously, Fuck You, "Kindle Unlimited"

@Joe Cassara@facebook Please ask your doctor to up your dosage.

Posted on July 30, 2014 at 3:58 pm 0

On Seriously, Fuck You, "Kindle Unlimited"

@Zh Google "Amazon warehouse employees" and then "Amazon Hachette". That should take care of the next couple of hours.

Posted on July 30, 2014 at 3:57 pm 0

On The Case for Drunk Texting Mom

@LolCait Richard, you are most definitely out to your mom, technically or otherwise. I told my parents when I was 16 too, and none of us brought it up again for years. I found that a relief after a while, and realized that parents are going to know what they want to know, and that is frequently a little more than they're willing/able to discuss.

Posted on June 24, 2014 at 1:15 pm 0

On What Time Is 2016?

@LondonLee Or really ugly patio furniture.

Posted on June 5, 2014 at 8:11 pm 0

On I Just Ate Fruit for the First Time and It Kind of Sucked

Fruit is sticky, messy, and mostly overrated (how many of them are over 50% pit?) Eat your veggies and you'll be fine.

Posted on May 12, 2014 at 6:01 pm 0

On Let's Call It 'Apple Privilege'

@Jack Gnasty@facebook How g-nasty can you be if you can't even bring yourself to type out the word fuck?

Posted on May 12, 2014 at 3:23 pm 0

On The Second Closet

@Debussy Fields Or you could eat real chicken, and not reconstituted poultry slurry.

Posted on May 8, 2014 at 2:12 pm 2

On Do You Know Where Your Teens Are? (They're Swarming John Green)

He's a better writer than J.K. Rowling or Stephenie Meyer (the spelling of whose first name irritates me beyond reason), so there's that.

Posted on May 8, 2014 at 12:26 pm 0

On Dave Eggers Took a Cab Ride

Thomas Friedman + James Lileks = this

Posted on May 8, 2014 at 12:19 pm 0

On The End Of Comments

@LondonLee True. I've also discovered numerous writers, musicians and podcasts I wouldn't have otherwise heard of through those threads.

Posted on April 15, 2014 at 6:54 pm 0