On Understanding Metropolitan Diary: Queens in Queens Edition
@gregorg Honestly, in a city as big as New York some people stand out. If I told you about a certain lady who has an abcess on her forehead and screams, "I have cancer" often in the vicinity of Wall Street odds are someone will know who I'm talking about.
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On Cheese Appreciated
Right now it's Midnight Moon. Aged goats milk cheese. 5 year aged gouda is a close second with crunchy crystals.
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On Let's Not Build Anything Ever Again, Never Forget
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, Bona fide, Electrified, Six-car Monorail!
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On Rookie Rookie Rookie
Whoa, major interface paradigm shift. My jaw kinda dropped at the simplicity. Somebody has to have used this layout before, I'll just assume I'm living in a cave.
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On Conching: The Latest Craze Sweeping Australian Dolphins
@boyofdestiny You will be first against the seawall when they are overthrown by our new overlords, the Giant Squid who I will welcome.
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On Jack White Produces Insane Clown Posse Mozart Cover
"...straight out of the Cole Porter playbook."
Fish. Barrel. Shotgun.
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On I Don't Even Know Who You Are Anymore
I always remember Upper Volta. How could they have Upper Volta without a Lower Volta?
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On Scene From 'When Harry Met Sally' Used To Illustrate Newspaper Story About Sex For Historic Millionth Time
I sometimes fake it when I'm having the brisket, but the Ruben? Never.
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On The Machines Are Our Friends
The machines are no match for our Giant Squid overlords. Whom I humbly bow before in contrite acquiescence.