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cherrispryte

Help, I'm trapped in a cubicle.

On Sky Mall Kitty: The Best Song About Cats And Sky Mall Ever

I got this song stuck in my head this morning. I have not thought of it in, apparently, 14 months. I will continue to update as to when this song appears to me, because it is always when I need it most.

Posted on July 24, 2014 at 11:16 am 0

On Taylor Swift And Tegan And Sara, "Closer"

There is something interesting here about stage presence and being a manufactured pop star vs. just being humans who can sing really fucking well.

Posted on August 21, 2013 at 4:44 pm 0

On Chopped Salads: What Are They About?

@Leon Intact cherry tomatoes are fucking impossible to spear with a plastic fork. That is what is wrong with them. Chop them bitches up.

Also you are completely wrong about (9) and I would offer to prove it to you but that would make the next meet-up weird. (Are there meetups anymore?)

Posted on July 16, 2013 at 4:44 pm 1

On Ask Polly: Give Me One Reason Why I Shouldn't Cheat On My Wife

@HeatherH You used the word fat in a negative way. Which, I suppose, might be acceptable if you're striving to sound like a 7 year old, but is pretty offensive behavior in an adult.

Posted on July 10, 2013 at 10:48 pm 0

On Ask Polly: Give Me One Reason Why I Shouldn't Cheat On My Wife

"your wife is less sick of seeing your fat face, begging for a tuggy"

A+ job using fat as an arbitrary insult for no apparent reason, excellent work, would read again ++++++++++++

Posted on July 10, 2013 at 4:15 pm 0

On Staying Up Late And Eating Probably Isn't Making You Any Thinner, At Least

Well, wait. What if you're staying up late but NOT eating? Asking for a friend ...

Posted on July 1, 2013 at 3:24 pm 0

On It's The Toast

STC is involved! Day=made. Mind=blown.

Posted on July 1, 2013 at 2:03 pm 3

On People Talk With Their Hands

So the next time I get in trouble for making the jerk-off hand motion in a work meeting, I can claim cultural discrimination?

Posted on July 1, 2013 at 1:32 pm 2

On It's The Toast

@iceberg I want to get a rumor going that the hack is in response to Mallory's beyond-delightful PUA's guide to Sandwiches: http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/06/a-pickup-artists-guide-to-seducing-a-sandwich/277314/

Posted on July 1, 2013 at 1:29 pm 2

On It's The Toast

Just scrape the burnt bits off, it'll be fine!

Posted on July 1, 2013 at 1:05 pm 6