On The John Oliver Video Sweepstakes

"What Time Is The John Oliver Show?"

Posted on October 31, 2014 at 1:47 pm 0

On The Last Ever Song of the Summer

So, what you're saying is that -- as the only americans to have a freakishly warm summer this year -- it's up to those of us in the sweltering pacific northwest to identify the song of the summer? great, we'll start a signature initiative, hold some public commentary, debate the merits, and get back to you with a final verdict somewhere around 2017.

Posted on August 4, 2014 at 2:36 pm 1

On Watching "The Challenge" in the Presence of Gods

There go my naïve allusions about the reunion happening right after the finale

Posted on June 28, 2014 at 11:30 am 0

On Recent White Apologies, Ranked

I have to imagine that Instagram was referencing God's Final Message to His Creation ("We apologise for the inconvenience") from the fourth book in the Hitchhiker's Guide the the Galaxy trilogy.

Posted on May 11, 2014 at 12:32 pm 0

On Remember Carlos D.? Well He's 40 Now. Death Stands Waiting With Its Icy Fingers Beckoning You To Follow It Home.

"Carlos D's Herpes" turns 10 this year.

Posted on April 27, 2014 at 12:38 pm 0

On Why Do People Do It In The Women's Room?

@messica wait, what? "stalls sometimes not having doors" is a thing that happens?

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 1:26 pm 0

On Why Do People Do It In The Women's Room?

@Sharilyn Neidhardt False.

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 1:24 pm 1

On Cat Large

I'd like some evidence that those humans aren't just extra small.

Posted on February 17, 2014 at 8:30 pm 0

On The Day The Polar Bear Learned About Snow

It is so endearing that you imagine a world in which polar bears aren't raised in single parent households where the father only comes around to stave off hunger by eating his own offspring.

Posted on January 31, 2014 at 7:51 pm 0

On An Oral History Of Gawker, By Reddit

I am a complete Old and this is exactly what it takes for me to follow a reddit. More, please.

Posted on January 28, 2014 at 8:46 pm 0