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On Chef Listens To Unappetizing Music

SHUT-UP ABOUT TOOL (drummer here).

Posted on April 27, 2012 at 4:28 pm 0

On Will the Committee on Right-Thinking Blogging Have Secret Blog Tribunals???

I am totally ready for a Night of the Long Blog Knives, no knife needed. Bunch of pisswillies.

Posted on March 12, 2012 at 8:22 pm 0

On Wait, Did People Really Think 'The Artist' Was a Good Movie?

Cedar Rapids was a better movie...Cedar Rapids was better than most of the Best Picture nominees. As was Crazy Stupid Love...and Melancholia.

Posted on February 20, 2012 at 6:27 pm 0

On Some Advice for Young People

Yoga totally does NOT work.

signed, exceedingly angry hack.

Posted on February 10, 2012 at 7:17 pm 2

On What To Do After You Barf at Per Se

@MisterHippity "How do feel?"
"Better. Better bring a bucket."

Posted on January 9, 2012 at 6:42 pm 0

On "Mission Impossible": I Don't Understand How Tall Everyone Is

Pulitzer!

Posted on December 21, 2011 at 6:49 pm 2

On A Friendly Reminder About Death

Jesus Balk Christ, Shut. Up. FIGHT it, you pussy. Stay young! Buy Skyrim. Play it! While listening to Skrillex!

Posted on December 12, 2011 at 6:30 pm 0

On The Saddest Story I Know

You are a dick, Balk.

Posted on November 2, 2011 at 7:01 pm 0

On 60 Of Baseball’s Best Names (That Are Not Hunter Pence), In Order

Thad Bosley.

Posted on August 17, 2011 at 5:49 pm 0

On Best Website Ever: Now You Can Have a New Horrible Gap Logo Too

That's funny, since the Awl logo is the same color scheme as the old Gap one.

Posted on October 8, 2010 at 1:31 pm 0