On By Their Email Forwards Shall Ye Know Them
You guys hear the one about the chihuahua construction worker?
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On "Airplane!" At 30
When Kramer hears about this the shit's ognna hit the fan.
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On Come Along for the W Train's Final Ride!
Dude, I am so there.
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On Bros Icing Bros Website Declares Itself Over
Fare thee well, gentle Bros. From Hell's heart I stab at thee.
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On New Gaza Flotilla Footage Being Released Today
Sure she says everyone is sitting down, but in the heat of battle, no one-- even unarmed civilians clearly pleading for mercy-- can be trusted. That's just science.
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On Now This Is Happening
My fear and avoidance of relationships shall continue unabated. Questions and concerns can be directed to my minister of defense, alcohol.
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On Bros Icing Bros And The Fate Of Humanity: A Look Back
"Bros Icing Oil Monsters 2: July's Bitter Harvest" might be a better than the original.
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On Team 'Newsweek' Jumps On Howie Kurtz
I could read Op-ed pieces getting ripped apart all day.
[passive, pls rework]
I could read ripped-apart Op-ed pieces all day.
[What does that MEAN?]
I like this.
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On Your Summers Are Numbered
Dance to the Music of Time is my favorite. APROPOS ALERT.
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On Boozed-Up Whip Cream: The Next Four Loko, or Another Sign of Our Impending Doom?
I booze my hair back and forth?