SousChefGerard
Bored by everything yet strangely compelled to hate on it at the same time. Hypocrite? Absolutely.
On I Like You Like More Than Friends
Seeing other people achieve happiness through risk usually sucks. But that writing was so damn good.
Posted on May 28, 2010 at 10:43 am
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On Men Who Can Wear Shorts
Wore shorts today for work. Doomed to an existence of douchebaggery followed by 72 mostly slutty ladies.
Posted on May 26, 2010 at 5:32 pm
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On Love In The Time Of Pageview-Inflating Comment Sections
If I leave a snarky comment would I be feeding the comment asshole industrial complex or be the pithy hipster this women so desires yet secretly loathes to ever be with?
Posted on May 18, 2010 at 12:02 pm
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On 'Glee': Now with Drug-Rape (Or Rape-Rape?) Plots!
What does recreating Madonna's ode to gay fashionistaism have to do with date rape? Everything apparently.
Posted on April 14, 2010 at 11:31 am
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On Right Now Literally Everyone Is Tweeting Hilarious Hardcore Porn
Her attention to details with her partner turning the volume up on the music (extra points for still listening to Lil Jon) to simulate a club's obtrusive atmosphere. Bravo, new internet urban legend.