By BadUncle on The Goats Care Not For Your Artisanal Wares
But how do they feel about swimming in a crafted stew of curry sauce?
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By ejcsanfran on Job Creators Offering Employment To The Disabled
@deepomega: It's actually pretty disappointing - "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride" is just a trip on the G train.
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By deepomega on Salt Actually Good For You Or Something
"Look, I'm just saying, there's a reason Lot's wife wasn't turned into a pillar of CARBS."
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By Mr. B on What Does The Odor Of Your Urine After You Eat Asparagus Say About You?
I'd rethink that avatar if I were you.
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By Clarence Rosario on Maybe No One Follows You On Twitter Because You Suck, Did You Ever Consider That?
"And don't forget to tweet pictures of your junk."
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By Tulletilsynet on Maybe No One Follows You On Twitter Because You Suck, Did You Ever Consider That?
Better to go down dignified with boughten friendship at your side than none at all.
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By Leon on It's Up To Millennials Now
I really hope the millennials can fix our broken ass government. It's a shame we're more divided than we have ever been. I yearn for the halcyon days of the early 1860s, when all Americans peacefully agreed to compromise on everything and always talk things out rationally.
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By saythatscool on Ladies Would Rather Spend Time Yappin' Than Doing Math
@deepomega Honestly? I like my women like my math. At grade school level.
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By Tulletilsynet on The Five Worst Kinds of Co-Workers
@SarahHeartburn
B(oheme)A(rcher)R(everie)F(able)
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By Clarence Rosario on The Alien Mysteries of Easter Island
would a parrot-wearing pirate demand to go to Parrot Island
I'm not sure that's the proper comparison. After all, the captain didn't demand to go to Bunny Island.
I think a parrot-wearing pirate would demand to be taken to Margaritaville.