SidAndFinancy is not drinking any more. Nor any less.

By BadUncle on 'Luxury' Redefined

"Cool Luxury" is really the "Smooth Jazz" of "Undersold Inventory."

Posted on October 3, 2014 at 11:20 pm 1

By saythatscool on How to Work for the Enemy and Feel Just Fine

"If you need a job and someone offers you a job, take the job. Working is better than not-working. Then, four years later, start your own media empire with someone you met on the Internet."

Pfffffft. Like that's gonna happen.

Posted on July 21, 2014 at 2:11 pm 2

By La Cieca on Things Used To Be Better: People

A bicyclist and a doula say yes.

Worst "Vows" ever.

Posted on October 8, 2013 at 12:15 pm 3

By NotAndersonCooper on Why Are Smartish People Stupid For Made-Up Space Hooey?

People get stupid when Mercury's in retrograde.

Posted on September 20, 2013 at 12:31 pm 2

By Niko Bellic on That Time You Went Outside With No Pants

You gotta admit, well done on showing rather then saying "I'm so awesome it's embarrassing".

Posted on September 10, 2013 at 9:21 pm 2

By My Number Is My Address on NFL Attendance, Explained

Now I know how many bees in a pound of bees. Job interviewers look out!

Posted on September 10, 2013 at 1:43 pm 1

By Choire Sicha@facebook on Drunk Shopping: What Is The Deal?

@SidAndFinancy You're next. :)

Posted on September 4, 2013 at 3:56 pm 1

By BadUncle on The High-Stakes Crushed Or Fried Debate

I much more concerned about realistic ways I could die, such as being thrown out an airlock in outerspace.

Posted on August 13, 2013 at 2:02 pm 1

By City_Dater on Why Won't You Racists Let Us Talk During Movies?


There are also the "What did he/she say?" couples. One of them is deaf as a post and the other one stage whispers every other line of the film into the deaf one's skull.

Posted on August 8, 2013 at 3:06 pm 1

By antarctica starts here on iPads Make Kids Not Have So Much Of The Words

I long for the halcyon days of the 19th century when all toddlers were geniuses and worked for a living.

Posted on July 23, 2013 at 11:02 am 5