SidAndFinancy is not drinking any more. Nor any less.

On Which Kind Of Annoying Contrarian Are You?

Why do you assume I'm a contrarian?

Posted on January 14, 2014 at 5:41 pm 2

On Happy Birthday Nina Totenberg

Also celebrating birthdays: Maureen Dowd and Shep Smith.

Posted on January 14, 2014 at 1:44 pm 0

On Jimmy Page Is 70

Way to end on a low note. What -- no videos from The Firm handy?

Posted on January 9, 2014 at 2:27 pm 0

On A Friendly PSA: It's "Kenan." Yes. Kenan Thompson.

@Newly Recently Redundant It's pronounced en-TRO-py.

Posted on November 8, 2013 at 1:59 pm 0

On I Will Not Apologize For Just Randomly Tossing Out A Bunch Of Things That Nobody Wanted To Know About Me Or Cared About Anyway

I'm more of an all-ass-and-cuticles man, myself.

Posted on October 21, 2013 at 4:20 pm 0

On Are These The Worst Sites On The Internet?

@jolie I usually just use an album cover (preferably a gatefold) and a credit card, but I'll try baking soda next time.

Posted on October 18, 2013 at 2:25 pm 0

On Your Face Is Going To Get Eaten Off Sooner Or Later

@NotAndersonCooper No kidding. Put on some real pants for television, man. What were you raised by wolv-- ah, carry on about your day.

Posted on October 18, 2013 at 2:19 pm 0

On The World's Most Terrible Alarm Clock And Other Intentionally Uncomfortable And Hilarious Objects

@Lcanon Also around for a long time: weights! And air!

Posted on October 17, 2013 at 3:21 pm 1

On If They Start Putting Cocaine In Oreos We Are All In Trouble

The real killer is the Hydroxycontin sandwich cookie.

Posted on October 16, 2013 at 2:22 pm 0

On Glenn Greenwald

@Subway Suicide@twitter I dare you to say that to Iggy Pop's face.

He can be reached via ship-to-shore radio aboard the M/V Carnival Cruise Freedom of the Seas.

Posted on October 15, 2013 at 4:58 pm 2