SidAndFinancy is not drinking any more. Nor any less.
On I Will Not Apologize For Just Randomly Tossing Out A Bunch Of Things That Nobody Wanted To Know About Me Or Cared About Anyway
I'm more of an all-ass-and-cuticles man, myself.
@jolie I usually just use an album cover (preferably a gatefold) and a credit card, but I'll try baking soda next time.
@NotAndersonCooper No kidding. Put on some real pants for television, man. What were you raised by wolv-- ah, carry on about your day.
On The World's Most Terrible Alarm Clock And Other Intentionally Uncomfortable And Hilarious Objects
@Lcanon Also around for a long time: weights! And air!
The real killer is the Hydroxycontin sandwich cookie.
@Subway Suicide@twitter I dare you to say that to Iggy Pop's face.
He can be reached via ship-to-shore radio aboard the M/V Carnival Cruise Freedom of the Seas.
@Rod T I think anything with "Trump" in the name is considered blissful.
I warned him about Whole Foods.
@KenWheaton Given that a Democratic nominee hasn't been elected mayor for a quarter of a century.
Area Man with Net Worth of $50 Million Disappointed by Influence of the Rich