SidAndFinancy is not drinking any more. Nor any less.

On I Will Not Apologize For Just Randomly Tossing Out A Bunch Of Things That Nobody Wanted To Know About Me Or Cared About Anyway

I'm more of an all-ass-and-cuticles man, myself.

Posted on October 21, 2013 at 4:20 pm 0

On Are These The Worst Sites On The Internet?

@jolie I usually just use an album cover (preferably a gatefold) and a credit card, but I'll try baking soda next time.

Posted on October 18, 2013 at 2:25 pm 0

On Your Face Is Going To Get Eaten Off Sooner Or Later

@NotAndersonCooper No kidding. Put on some real pants for television, man. What were you raised by wolv-- ah, carry on about your day.

Posted on October 18, 2013 at 2:19 pm 0

On The World's Most Terrible Alarm Clock And Other Intentionally Uncomfortable And Hilarious Objects

@Lcanon Also around for a long time: weights! And air!

Posted on October 17, 2013 at 3:21 pm 1

On If They Start Putting Cocaine In Oreos We Are All In Trouble

The real killer is the Hydroxycontin sandwich cookie.

Posted on October 16, 2013 at 2:22 pm 0

On Glenn Greenwald

@Subway Suicide@twitter I dare you to say that to Iggy Pop's face.

He can be reached via ship-to-shore radio aboard the M/V Carnival Cruise Freedom of the Seas.

Posted on October 15, 2013 at 4:58 pm 2

On The Saddest Spot In Manhattan

@Rod T I think anything with "Trump" in the name is considered blissful.

Posted on October 15, 2013 at 12:35 pm 0

On I Guess In Italy They Call It "Groceries"

I warned him about Whole Foods.

Posted on October 9, 2013 at 3:16 pm 2

On Eat It, Portland! New York City's Going Far Left—Starting With Immigrant Voting Rights

@KenWheaton Given that a Democratic nominee hasn't been elected mayor for a quarter of a century.

Posted on October 9, 2013 at 1:45 pm 0

On Things Used To Be Better: People

Area Man with Net Worth of $50 Million Disappointed by Influence of the Rich

Posted on October 8, 2013 at 1:21 pm 0