On The Subway Train I Would Not Ride

Matt, I take this train every day to come here and drink your coffee.

Posted on August 1, 2014 at 9:54 am 0

On How to Not Work on Fridays

I need you to remind me about this every Friday.

Posted on August 9, 2012 at 11:34 am 1

On Paying Back Your Friends: A Conversation

@deepomega Logan and I just laughed reading that comment. We have become CHARACTERS.

Posted on April 5, 2012 at 12:43 pm 0

On Buying The Bottom Shelf: An Adventure In Cheap Liquor

@jolie I am totally hoping to do this again with different wines, and some lady friends have already expressed some interest in participating. Perhaps you'd also like to provide some expertise? I stuck to some hard stuff in this round because I was on a limited budget.

Posted on March 14, 2012 at 12:26 pm 0

On What We'd Do With $15.5 Million in Funding

Choire, I will give you $15.50 to buy an office radio.

Posted on January 9, 2012 at 9:35 am 1

On Some Fellows Make Surprising Job Changes

Ben Smith to Buzzfeed is SO RANDOM! I also hear A.J. will be hiring some fine folks for the Denton media conglomerate so it seems everyone is playing musical chairs right now.

Posted on December 12, 2011 at 9:47 am 0

On Bear Goes To The Grocery

I can't believe he grabbed that teddy with his "bear" hands.

Posted on October 18, 2011 at 1:15 pm 0

On Life Is The Hardest Commute Of All

@jolie I guess those bears won't be getting any Harry and David picnic baskets after all. Sorry, bears.

Posted on October 4, 2011 at 12:29 pm 1

On Life Is The Hardest Commute Of All

I just want Alex to be happy. How can I make that happen? Can I make a donation somewhere?

Posted on October 4, 2011 at 11:54 am 1

On The Trend Story, Mastered: HuffPo Does Gay College Hookers!

When I was a kid, I really liked those sugar daddy caramel lollipop things. Now I can't even look at one without running away, screaming.

Posted on August 30, 2011 at 6:41 pm 0