On The "War" Is "Over"
My favorite part is how "Little Girl Likes Squeezing Her Father's Balls" is the first related story.
0
On Water Bad, Drink Bourbon Instead
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen British people spell the word moisturise before. How wrong-looking!
0
On Why Emma Watson Really Left Brown
My guess is that she left because she got sick of people constantly snapping when they agreed with something.
0
On The Strange, Great History Of Norman Mailer's $2.5 Million Penthouse
This is basically a fourth-hand story, but a crazy uncle of a friend once made up a really elaborate lie about how Norman Mailer used to spend his afternoons outside of his apartment passing out free hot dogs. He called them Mailer's Nailers, and now I cannot think of this man without thinking about hot dogs.
0
On Local Office Manager Stuck in Elevator
I like how "How Do Men Fake Orgasms?" is the first related story.
0
On Massachusetts 2011: The Abstract State
And candlepin bowling. Pond hockey and candlepin bowling.
0
On 'Einstein on the Beach' Revival!
Oh, thank god. I saw the headline and feared it was Counting Crows revival time.
0
On Why The Ads For Christmas Engagement Rings Make Me Uncomfortable
I'd appreciate it if more Awl pieces used the "if you like it then you should maybe talk to it instead of putting a ring on it" tag, because that just made me snarf my coffee.
0
On iTunes' "69-Cent One-Hit Wonders" Ranked By Relative Tolerability
Because hello, did all these people forget "Play That Funky Music"? Jesus Mary and Joseph.
0
On Wham!'s "Last Christmas" Is the Most Horrible Holiday Song Ever Made
485 versions of "Last Christmas" can not be worse than, say, every awful goopy version of "White Christmas." Or "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town." Also, "Little Saint Nick" is worse. And that one where Old Fart McKringle or whoever says "It's the holiday season, so hoop-dee-doo." That's the worst.