On Math Not Actually Hard, Girls Just Faking: Study
Math is for Asians.
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On Why Is the Stock Market "Going Down"?
It just means that Blue Horseshoe no longer loves Anacott Steel.
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On The Mysterious Case Of The Craigslist Writing Gig Scam
Aaron Warden was a young hitchhiker who was murdered over twenty years ago. Oh my god the calls were coming from inside your own house. No wait. The calls were outgoing, not incoming. Hmmm. Nevermind. Hey,what's your social security number, Rick?
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On 15 Name Suggestions For Brooklyn's New NBA Team
Brooklyn Beards. Game over.
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On 15 Name Suggestions For Brooklyn's New NBA Team
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On Penguin Is the Hip-Hoppingest, Most Now Publisher Ever!
Jesus F. Christ, I can't stop cringing.
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On The Little Red Facebook
I'm okay with the beating as long as one of the 7th and 8th graders was the red-headed kid's stepfather.
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On Lard-Assed Nation's Waffle Inventory Depleted
I'm glad that the folks at Kellogg's are working "around the clock'" to solve the problem, but it seems to me that the most obvious solution is to simply fill in the Chattahoochee River with cement and be done with it.
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On Shocking Report Of Excessive Force By Arkansas Police
Couldn't get her to take a shower?
More likely: Couldn't get her to take a shower with her stepfather.
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On Yes, There Should Be Fire
Tebow is my favorite openly-gay quarterback. Boogala. Boogala. Boogala. Ha! Ha! Ha!