Dave Bry lives in New York with his wife and kid. His book, Public Apology, which will be sort of a memoir told through incidents of regrettable behavior, is due out through Grand Central Publishing Spring 2013.
I was hoping for "Sandy Kenyon" at no. 1.
I wish. Sadly, we all know that most of what we'll all be listening to all December is Christmas songs while we're in line at Duane Reade.
On Internet Won
@antarctica starts here No. That's legit. I mean, cats are for everyone, for sure. But looking at hip-hop through the lens of the traditional dog/cat dichotomy, hip-hop is a dog genre for sure. Or, perhaps, a "dawg" genre.
This is a hate crime against "Red Barchetta," etc. etc.
On Being Dumb
This is wonderful. But how exactly does Billy Idol "not work?"
This was great, Cord!
And I love Kanye West.
Holy shit! Thanks, @dorkmuffin! I had no idea!
On 23 Replacement Similes For Humans To Use Once All The Animals Are Dead And No One Knows What "Animals" Were
Pretty sure Duran Duran's first three albums is the thing that Annalee Newitz recommends remembering.
i don't know what i like better: "lazy sack of fuck" or "help! i ate my oen vagina!"
but i will fun the rest of the day thinking about it.