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Most Recently: Grain Names, In Order Of Suitability As Names For A Heavy Metal Band

Dave Bry lives in New York with his wife and kid. His book, Public Apology, which will be sort of a memoir told through incidents of regrettable behavior, is due out through Grand Central Publishing Spring 2013.

On Grain Names, In Order Of Suitability As Names For A Heavy Metal Band

Holy shit! Thanks, @dorkmuffin! I had no idea!

Posted on June 6, 2013 at 10:22 am 0

On 23 Replacement Similes For Humans To Use Once All The Animals Are Dead And No One Knows What "Animals" Were

Pretty sure Duran Duran's first three albums is the thing that Annalee Newitz recommends remembering.

Posted on May 20, 2013 at 5:08 pm 1

On Ask Polly: Jesus, My Struggling Writer Friends Never Shut Up!

i don't know what i like better: "lazy sack of fuck" or "help! i ate my oen vagina!"

but i will fun the rest of the day thinking about it.

Posted on May 16, 2013 at 12:04 pm 0

On Chris Kelly, 1978-2013

Excellent.

Posted on May 2, 2013 at 5:14 pm 0

On Springtime For Jami Attenberg And Germany

Good point! Maybe they are. I was enjoying imagining in out msgubr to put a comma

Posted on April 27, 2013 at 12:15 am 0

On Song Referenced

Everybody sports sometimes.

Posted on April 22, 2013 at 11:45 am 1

On The Top 40 #1 Hits In The History Of Billboard's Hot 100 Singles Chart, In Order

REO Speedwagon are the worst type of rock band rock music has to offer. But that song is a perfect song. Just exquisitely crafted radio sing-along fare. I wish it were otherwise, because--we'll, just watch that video, Kevin Cronin is no fun to be on the same planet with. But it is not otherwise. He wrote a perfect song and there's nothing you or I can do to change that.

Posted on April 17, 2013 at 1:00 pm 0

On The Violent Femmes' "The Violent Femmes" At 30

Your my post to lean on, Dinosaur Senior. (Thank you very, very much!)

Posted on April 16, 2013 at 8:19 pm 0

On Up Next: Snake Flu

Here is when we learn that the H7N9 virus makes snakes grow to 25-times their normal size and develop superhuman intelligence.

Posted on April 16, 2013 at 3:38 pm 1

On Canadians Stoned

Hah! As Caramanica wrote so charmingly, in today's Coachella report, of Franz Ferdinand: "perhaps not quite ready for defrosting."

Posted on April 16, 2013 at 12:15 pm 0