Dave Bry
Most Recently: Grain Names, In Order Of Suitability As Names For A Heavy Metal Band
Dave Bry lives in New York with his wife and kid. His book, Public Apology, which will be sort of a memoir told through incidents of regrettable behavior, is due out through Grand Central Publishing Spring 2013.
On 23 Replacement Similes For Humans To Use Once All The Animals Are Dead And No One Knows What "Animals" Were
Pretty sure Duran Duran's first three albums is the thing that Annalee Newitz recommends remembering.
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On Ask Polly: Jesus, My Struggling Writer Friends Never Shut Up!
i don't know what i like better: "lazy sack of fuck" or "help! i ate my oen vagina!"
but i will fun the rest of the day thinking about it.
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On Springtime For Jami Attenberg And Germany
Good point! Maybe they are. I was enjoying imagining in out msgubr to put a comma
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On The Top 40 #1 Hits In The History Of Billboard's Hot 100 Singles Chart, In Order
REO Speedwagon are the worst type of rock band rock music has to offer. But that song is a perfect song. Just exquisitely crafted radio sing-along fare. I wish it were otherwise, because--we'll, just watch that video, Kevin Cronin is no fun to be on the same planet with. But it is not otherwise. He wrote a perfect song and there's nothing you or I can do to change that.
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On The Violent Femmes' "The Violent Femmes" At 30
Your my post to lean on, Dinosaur Senior. (Thank you very, very much!)
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On Up Next: Snake Flu
Here is when we learn that the H7N9 virus makes snakes grow to 25-times their normal size and develop superhuman intelligence.
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On Canadians Stoned
Hah! As Caramanica wrote so charmingly, in today's Coachella report, of Franz Ferdinand: "perhaps not quite ready for defrosting."
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On Grain Names, In Order Of Suitability As Names For A Heavy Metal Band
Holy shit! Thanks, @dorkmuffin! I had no idea!