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Dave Bry

Dave Bry

Most Recently: Grain Names, In Order Of Suitability As Names For A Heavy Metal Band

Dave Bry lives in New York with his wife and kid. His book, Public Apology, which will be sort of a memoir told through incidents of regrettable behavior, is due out through Grand Central Publishing Spring 2013.

On Meet The Awl

@mathnet "No. 27 in our scorecards, no. 1 in our hearts..."

Posted on March 4, 2014 at 11:27 am 2

On Meet The Awl

@jfruh Pretty sure they just sit around at the bottom of the ocean, half-buried in sand, while one of their eyes migrates to the other side of their heads. Creepy, man.

Posted on March 4, 2014 at 11:26 am 3

On Facebook Working On Solution For The Greatest Problem Of Our Age

"annihilate."

Posted on December 9, 2013 at 8:54 pm 0

On The Squares Of New York City, In Order

I was hoping for "Sandy Kenyon" at no. 1.

Posted on December 7, 2013 at 11:43 am 0

On What You'll Be Listening To All December

I wish. Sadly, we all know that most of what we'll all be listening to all December is Christmas songs while we're in line at Duane Reade.

Posted on September 12, 2013 at 10:48 am 0

On Internet Won

@antarctica starts here No. That's legit. I mean, cats are for everyone, for sure. But looking at hip-hop through the lens of the traditional dog/cat dichotomy, hip-hop is a dog genre for sure. Or, perhaps, a "dawg" genre.

Posted on August 8, 2013 at 11:09 am 1

On Geddy Lee Is 60

This is a hate crime against "Red Barchetta," etc. etc.

Posted on July 29, 2013 at 12:10 pm 1

On Being Dumb

This is wonderful. But how exactly does Billy Idol "not work?"

Posted on July 23, 2013 at 10:24 pm 0

On Kanye West And His "Thirty White Bitches"

This was great, Cord!

And I love Kanye West.

Posted on June 26, 2013 at 10:45 am 0