Ted should have a MacArthur Genius Grant. The man is a national treasure.
This sounded really familiar and then I realized it's because it's almost two years old. What the hell, Daily Mail?
For a hot second I transposed the words as I read and thought the sentence said "turned a NYPD van into a used grilled cheese business."
People are dumping tickets to both shows on Craigslist like crazy now. I'd give you one myself. Unless it's agoraphobia and misanthropy keeping you away, which I understand.
I heard the most disturbing story from a male friend in Austin about his weird chat with the Rick at a social event. He said Perry reached out and fondled his earring, and continued doing so for the entirety of their short conversation. he just . . . kept fondling it. My friend said he was helpless to stop him.
I so look forward to Perry's inevitable public psychotic break.
If you want to tax sectors of your Miami economy where people are making a lot of cash and not paying taxes, going after strippers seems like aiming low.
Oh my god, Sprawl. The 90s funk-punk favorites of all the burnout skateboarders and teenage weed dealers in Central Texas.
I like you lots, Sheila.
Wow, I had no idea the recipe was so universal (Texan here). Verbatim from my grandma's index card: "Bake a pan of cornbread. Sautée onions, green pepper, and celery in a lot of butter. Add poultry seasoning and sage, a couple of eggs, and chicken stock to moisten. Give it 30-40 minutes in the oven with the turkey."
And, yeah, anything involving white bread was derisively referred to as "Yankee stuffing."
"Interview" might be code for something else.