Oh, come ON. This can't be for real.
On the other hand, beer nuts leave you sadder bud weiser.
There's a shocker.
@lawyergay - I see they aren't looking for a "pervy disbarred straight lawyer", since saysthatscool returned.
How much to have "Nippy" emblazoned on the interior?
"When you care enough to wait for the coupon start date."
Because you're too busy arranging your mother-in-law's untimely demise to waste valuable time shopping for her casket.
It's Bates and his Master!
@NotAndersonCooper - Officially sponsored by Poise Pads.
Don't ask how they made the grits, though.