On American Cities I'd Prefer To See Get Blown Up In The Movies Instead of New York
Oh, and by the way, Baltimore was already blown up.
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On American Cities I'd Prefer To See Get Blown Up In The Movies Instead of New York
Phoenix isn't even in the top 10? This is some Dave Bry-level dilettantism.
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On Kickball Is Destroying The Lower East Side
@Niko Bellic Oh, I was assuming the gangs and junkies were playing kickball.
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On Why Are You Such A Suggestible Drunk?
@ejcsanfran I order a whiskey because I do not have a lot of money. If I want to out-pretentious the "mixologist" I'll explain the DSM criteria for alcohol abuse. Then I'll ask if they wouldn't mind chiseling my ice a little smaller like a true artisan.
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On Job Open
I appreciate you asking me, guys, but I've decided to settle down and work at the needle exchange instead.
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On Kettle Looks Like Hitler
Can you, just for funsies, put this in a "SPONSORED POST" box?
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On Eight Great Things You Can Eat This Spring That Are Definitely Not Ramps
@Gef the Talking Mongoose "How To Cook a Fucking Shad".
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On Take An Internet Break To Learn This One Thing About A Popular Web Browser That Turns 20 Today [PHOTO]
I'm pretty sure I avoided the web entirely until 1997, when the alt.punk crew invented SEO by making our newsgroup the top AltaVista hit for "Spice Girls".
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On Take An Internet Break To Learn This One Thing About A Popular Web Browser That Turns 20 Today [PHOTO]
@barnhouse MCCT29B.
Yes, that terminal "B" was short for "bmy mom pays for this account."
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On The Dull Rich Death of American Cities
I keep asking myself how this pattern can be reversed, how we can keep non-atomized existence accessible for those of modest means. And I keep coming up with either a) plague, b) bees, or c) even more bees. And the rich people are already killing the bees.